Buckster Posted Wednesday at 13:16 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted Wednesday at 13:29 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:29 Paddy takes his mates back to see his new flat, and after a few more beers one of the lads asks him whats the big brass gong hanging on the wall, Paddy says, "Its my speaking clock"! "How does it work?" his mate asks. "I'll show you", and Paddy hits it full pelt with a claw hammer, A voice from next door yells"Ffs it’s twenty to three in the morning!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted Wednesday at 13:43 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:43 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Wednesday at 14:02 Share Posted Wednesday at 14:02 18 minutes ago, Saul said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted Wednesday at 16:12 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:12 2 hours ago, Buckster said: I can absolutely relate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Wednesday at 19:06 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:06 2 hours ago, YamaHead said: I can absolutely relate.... You tried it didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted Wednesday at 23:00 Share Posted Wednesday at 23:00 3 hours ago, Buckster said: You tried it didn't you? Don't waste my time or money on girly products that make it more difficult to hold onto ANYthing...got enough issues w/ that type of thing already.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted yesterday at 09:05 Share Posted yesterday at 09:05 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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