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A Strom won't get you a blowjob......


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4 minutes ago, Lone Amigo said:

A Strom won't get you a blowjob...
but it will take you anywhere you want to get one,
and then take you back home.

So just take you on a blowjobless ride

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 I never really considered buying a bike based on possibility of some oral sex, but it is a valid point!! 

  wonder if a 1050 Speed Triple would get someone excited enough.... Maybe more then a Storm AND it always got me home! 

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17 hours ago, Lone Amigo said:

The best vehicle for these activities is a 1971 Ford Country Squire station wagon.

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OMG!! This was the car my Dad had when we lived in America!!! It was white I think! It was so big, we could run around in the back! It was 1977, no seat belts and we could just be kids!! 

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5 minutes ago, Sofia said:

OMG!! This was the car my Dad had when we lived in America!!! It was white I think! It was so big, we could run around in the back! It was 1977, no seat belts and we could just be kids!! 

How long did you live there Sofia?

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27 minutes ago, XTreme said:

How long did you live there Sofia?

Almost 2 years. Between ages of 4 and 5. Learned speak English with sesame street, had just appeared on Tv, my favorite was Big Bird! went to the original Pizza Hut, that had a Hut inside!! So many fun things...  Lived in Fort Knox, my Dad as Tank Commander and was doing a course on Tanks.  At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!! 

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1 hour ago, Sofia said:

Almost 2 years. Between ages of 4 and 5. Learned speak English with sesame street, had just appeared on Tv, my favorite was Big Bird! went to the original Pizza Hut, that had a Hut inside!! So many fun things...  Lived in Fort Knox, my Dad as Tank Commander and was doing a course on Tanks.  At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!! 

You don't look old enough to have been there during that period Sofia!

I would have put you around @Pedro's age!

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

You don't look old enough to have been there during that period Sofia!

I would have put you around @Pedro's age!

First you are looking at a picture of me from 2007!! second I am not that far from @Pedro!!! For sure mentally I am a lot younger and considerably more stupid then he is!!  Ah, and a hooligan as well ?

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2 hours ago, Sofia said:

 At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!! 

Great way to see America is from the back of a huge American Station wagon. :littleguy:

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1 hour ago, Pedro said:

Sofia is way younger than I feel, that’s true

 

I feel old as fuck

Mentally I feel much younger than I am!

Unfortunately the body can't keep up the pace now!

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15 minutes ago, Clive said:

Ain't it time you old buggers where in bed..?

Cos some of you need all the beauty sleep you can get?

Rest your old creaking joints!

Breaking news on some new Chinese shit Clive........

 

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A lot of the TRK500 bennelis here in Portugal, I think people buy them because they're cheap and look like a Multistrada, from a distance and at over 100kmh. However, reviews do seem to be good regarding reliability.

I'd rather buy a used GS1200, GS800, Transalp, or Strom. 

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1 hour ago, Pedro said:

 

 

I feel old as fuck

Reminds me of a cab driving story, regular lady gets in my cab to go to work, sigh's,

 

asks me if she looks as bad as she feels, i say, "well, id have to feel you to find out!"

 

I thought it was funny. :classic_unsure:

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3 minutes ago, Clive said:

I have my eye on a Sinnis Terrain! ???

150kg that's heavy for a little 125 with 11.5hp probably measured at the crank. My old 650 is 168kg with a full 22L tank of fuel and that puts out about 38hp at the back wheel not huge but it moves it forward lol

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27 minutes ago, Clive said:

I remember Benelli from the 70,s?......they where bad when the Italians made them!.......dread to think what the Chinese versions will be like!?

I have my eye on a Sinnis Terrain! ???

That's a 125 isn't it?

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11 minutes ago, Clive said:

It is?.....but I need something bigger to drag my lard arse around!?

CB500X......they've been out for 7 years now, so I'm sure there's plenty of decent examples about.

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2 hours ago, Clive said:

There is?......but none available on retirment money unfortunately ?

Demand social justice, riot, then "appropriate" one for "the masses" as reparations for your lack of due remunerations for decades of service to the Crown.  :classic_unsure:

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53 minutes ago, Clive said:

Seen a few bike (for retirement money) on Flea Bay.

Kawasaki ER5......Yamaha Fazer 600 and a 535 Virago.

Miles away though!

Should get the Turd sold 1st, then see what options are available.

Anyway sorry for hijacking this thread.?

Fazer is a great bike......is it an original Foxeye....

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or a Mk !!?

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Mk II is better....more refined, better headlights and downpipes.

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31 minutes ago, Clive said:

The one on Flea Bay is a Mk 1...it won't hang around on there long?

Great bike......groundbreaking for it's time and with the Thundercat engine!

One of the best motors ever made!

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8 minutes ago, Clive said:

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Plenty of 600 Bandits for sale.........but vast majority seem to have been er..er customised by previous owners with God awful coloured levers...foot pegs....bar end weights and other such farkles ?

And Renthal Bars! :classic_unsure:

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