Buckster

Damn right, you have sell those epic events, there will be nothing about the royal family in the news next week, it will be all about this, hold on I’m getting a call from BBC News.

It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds.

Liar.

Stopping every two minutes to take the bike out of the van to take a photo? Must be exhausting.

Gay.

He is desperate for a ginger father figure.

Fragile little fellow isn’t he.

Great until a pod of Orca decide to eat your liver.

Weeping rocker cover after 2k miles isn’t good. I will stick with my 96ci , never misses a beat even when I did 4600 miles in 8 days.

They are two old for you, plus they are girls so double safe from your proclivities.

It’s telling when you wait for the schools to be on holiday before you take the “candy” van away.

Lots of car parks so he can get the bike out for a photo.

Legoland.

Might explain your physique.

Zzzzzak will be sat in the dark somewhere with his tin foil hat on lapping this shit up.

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you are knob end and make bad choices.

So you bought a scooter? You knob jockey.

Your photo shop skills are improving.

I’m sure you will be parked up near a playground in your van as usual.

I don’t understand why anyone would take the risk of booking anything right now and paying the prices that are being asked for.

So now I can go to amber countries and return without quarantine. Why the hell would I want to go to some shithole?