Buckster

It’s his mental health carer.

You should be happy, he had it in a van in one picture.

I know someone who got 130,000 out of a belt, they also had over 240,000 miles on the same engine as mine with just routine servicing.

No idea.

The sprocket?

When the belt on my bike finally says goodbye which could be another 50k miles yet I will need sprockets as well. On a whim I was looking online at them and they go for a bit more than £400, ouch. However I found a dealer selling off new old stock and got him to £106 for this one which is the standard one for my bike. It will save some dosh down the line.

It’s okay @Six30, he doesn’t want you to pick up the communion wafer, you can stop shaking now.

£27k

They should thank you, they've had a lucky escape.

Don't worry dear, I promise you will see my erection soon and you won't be disappointed.

Was that the year you learned why people don't go offroading alone?

Just before his epic meltdown.

It's going to be glorious.

Let the insemination begin.

A van and children, this is one for @Six30.

@Marcel is a member of Arcadian royalty, his standards likely preclude hobbits.

Perhaps a “pussy” gif wasn’t your best choice.

Wait until he finds out @Slowlycatchymonkey is a girl.