Buckster

Getting your stump shaved?

The sound is garbled, I can’t understand anything the twat is saying.

Gimp.

No shooting involved, it will be stored with the other 200,000 rounds and racks of guns along with the 40,000 rolls of toilet paper ready for the impending zombie apocalypse.

What you say Bruce?

Flounced.

Some things are best kept to yourself, you should just stick to saying you have no mates.

The guy doing the video is a fucking ponce, what is that shit on his face? Would you really take advice from a prepubescent commie wannabe?

You got pictures when I did my coast to coast, you are a one trick pony these days, time to get new material. You do that and I will get a BMW branded chinese camera.

Gay, I used to do 800 mile days on a regular basis.

Same when you drive a truck by all accounts.

No cuttlefish eggs?

Pastoral Theology Volume I, Albert A. Martin.

Pretty sure it’s just one, hence the need for crash bars.

It's a hilltop cafe, his breathing isn't that good with his pig snout so he would probably collapse.

I just use the usb on my stereo.

They weren’t bad surprisingly, about £20 more than the boots I was about to buy elsewhere but these have Vibram soles which is a big plus for me as it means I can get them re-soled at my local cobbler down the line.

I didn’t use the Moco vignette so no extra charge.

Not unless you live locally to me, riding bikes is actually about riding them for me, not stopping every five hundred feet to arse around with one of those magic picture box things.

You would know.

Damn Harley dealer tricked me into buying new boots.

I’m pretty sure Six is Latino.

Weekend in the garage going over the bike, it goes in for MOT on Monday.

I don't want to over do things.