boboneleg

My stump isn't in my nether regions and it's not covered in pubes ............

I don't know much about that bike but the worse thing now with storing bikes for a long time is the fuel. I see that you've used a stabilizer but that doesn't always stop the injectors getting gummed up.

This is decent and it's the six days model so an easy sell-on if you don't get on with it .......... https://www.autotrader.co.uk/bike-details/202403288054512?sort=relevance&advertising-location=at_bikes&make=KTM&model=EXC&page=1&postcode=BS7 9SG&year-to=2024&fromsra How tall are you @Six30 ? thery're not for short peeps

Is it like one of those electronic auto boxes ?

No wonder we haven't got any female members when the owner just flaunts his nether regions like he's cut his thumb or something ...............

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403288062069?sort=relevance&advertising-location=at_cars&make=Ford&model=S-Max&page=2&postcode=BS5 8SH&price-to=10000&radius=200&fromsra

I don't want to be pedantic but that was a S-Max

I am in awe ................

Large packet of crisps then

Sorry, I haven't got that one as it wasn't wank worthy

Pikey

No enduro bike comes with long service intervals. Having said that if you’re only trail riding then you won’t have to do it as much as you would if you were racing. The KTM 350/500 exc’s are light and powerful, just change the oil every 1000 miles and they will be fine .

No , they just edited the ad blue out with a dongle

In the toilets ............

We did an experiment in physics which involved us kicking a football as hard as we could over a given distance to see how fast it travelled . I had the fastest speed but obviously I had two legs back then

@Saul I'm just sending an ignition unit off to Lostwithiel . I noticed it's at the top of the Fowey esturary, is that near you ?

I remember it driving up the M5 from Bridgewater, it was spooky as the traffic on the M5 came to a halt

Incorrect , this is the face of god............. or Jesus ....................or someone in the church anyway ................

Absolutely, it’s not quite in the ditch is it

The trouble with Honda's is that the parts are expensive and if you buy second hand parts for an old bike like that they are likely to be either shagged or have a lot of miles on them.

You need to get down on that beach with your tractor and clear up the mess , what a bloody disgrace .

Watching 'This Town ' on BBC I-player at the moment , it must be decent as I didn't fall asleep .

I've never seen @Renegade sporting that haircut before