boboneleg

So Miss Australia got sold yesterday evening. She is going to a mate who is currently in South Africa awaiting his Land Rover to arrive on a container ship. God knows when he's going to get to ride the bike .

Gang warfare

You're obviously a pair of gayers in denial ...............

Is it just me or all this stuff between @Mawsley and @Six30 just boring as fuck

Can't be bothered , pair of gayers giving each other a slap. Not that I'd want a 'slap' from either of them

This one, Miss Australia..............

What an eventful day for me today. From an ad-hoc call from a mate who's currently in South Africa it ended with him buying my DR650 even though he won't be able to take possesion for quite a while .

My mate broke two ribs by carrying his mobile in his chest pocket and hitting the turf on Salisbury Plain, my answer was 'your a shit rider '

£24.95 to watch that on BT Sport tonight , robbing c*nts

Absolutely , but the test of 'finding the pussy' is so much more rewarding

Great way to spend the morning @Mawsley

I predict that you'll find the CRF300L doesn't have enough torque (you have to thrash them) and the 701 just has too much power to be useful as a trail bike

He's getting about this year

Brilliant story, there won't be any characters left like that before long.

Isn't that the bint that Prince Harry married ?

I fell asleep half way through all of this.........................

There is a fly in the ointment , I've just gone in the loft and realised that I sold the tank a couple of years ago On the bright side, the o/e plastics are still like new.

The underslung exhaust is hideous, the tail light is a thing of beauty.

Ive only been through Clermont Ferrand once but what a shithole, quite surprising for France .

I stayed there in 2012 , it was run by some Dutch people when we went there. We pulled into the coutryard on our bikes and as soon as we got off we were handed a beer They had a good band on as well on one evening .

The bed isn’t big enough?? Ungrateful fat cow

It can't die now after you refreshed the cylinder head.