boboneleg

You're moving to Poland .........

Jesu, good luck with that Ray. Make sure you have your weetabix if you remove that sump guard, they weigh a feckin ton............

Fuckmine, this is unreal. @Buckster is even taking photos of his dinner now ..............

Nah , Cheddar caves

Perhaps @Mawsley is one of the original 'ton-up' boys

You mean the one that's like something out of 1950's Britain

Another no show ?

When my leg was amputated and I was in intensive care they gave me a morphine pump , it was the worst experience of my life . It just made it clear to me that taking drugs for recreational purposes was never going to happen for me, we're all different I suppose but I just can't get my head around why anyone would do that.

Hello

So Miss Australia got sold yesterday evening. She is going to a mate who is currently in South Africa awaiting his Land Rover to arrive on a container ship. God knows when he's going to get to ride the bike .

Gang warfare

You're obviously a pair of gayers in denial ...............

Is it just me or all this stuff between @Mawsley and @Six30 just boring as fuck

Can't be bothered , pair of gayers giving each other a slap. Not that I'd want a 'slap' from either of them

This one, Miss Australia..............

What an eventful day for me today. From an ad-hoc call from a mate who's currently in South Africa it ended with him buying my DR650 even though he won't be able to take possesion for quite a while .

My mate broke two ribs by carrying his mobile in his chest pocket and hitting the turf on Salisbury Plain, my answer was 'your a shit rider '

£24.95 to watch that on BT Sport tonight , robbing c*nts

Absolutely , but the test of 'finding the pussy' is so much more rewarding

Great way to spend the morning @Mawsley

I predict that you'll find the CRF300L doesn't have enough torque (you have to thrash them) and the 701 just has too much power to be useful as a trail bike

He's getting about this year