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She’s home, they were worried she’d had a stroke but more likely an inner ear infection (meniers disease) No high blood pressure, heart is good and good chest X-ray ( I asked if her boobs got in the way ) so all good there . She’s waiting to be referred to Ear/nose/ throat hospital. Just go call me nurse Bob this week

I haven’t posted for a couple of days as Ersilia got carted off to hospital in an ambulance on Saturday afternoon. I’m a bit busy watching over her at the moment.

I’m a bit busy but the IP address doesn’t look particularly dodgy

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, a snowmobile is like a Royal Enfield whereas a Ski-doo is like a KTM

Yep, better go out and fill up and get me some tomatoes while you're there

Where’s your photo or couldn’t you get any diesel for the van

I still can’t decide if he’s a moron or just a wind-up merchant ? One thing is for sure, he’s not a biker .

Do you have a skidoo or something like that ?

That’s a bugger, I usually sleep better if I’ve had a few beers

Was it his big ring

Judging by that photo I'd say you made the correct decision to eat inside @Earache

Excellent Pedro, that's the sort of riding I like. I hate to be in a hurry to go anywhere by bike and I'll always try to avoid motorways if I can

I weighed in some batteries from work the other day, got £45 so that'll pay for our breakfast for a while

and why do they insist on modelling them on sausages and burgers ??

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what year were you born @Sir Fallsalot ?

That's not even good photoshopping @Sir Fallsalot. @Six30 could do better with his crayons ......

Wot, no Royal Enfield

Cleaned , fettled and ready for the next ride

What happens if you plug the wrong terminal in the wrong hole Fred ?