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Went out for a ride this morning, went to Damerells then Padstow and then followed the A39 (Atlantic Highway FFS) to Camelford then onto Bodmin Moor at Davidstow. Just a stunning place to be. Got lost for 30 minutes or so but knew it was all good when I found St Breward. Onto Blisland then down the A30 to Bodmin.

Just got some personal items brought over from the UK, old photos etc, that had been stored in my dad’s flat for years. Ended up in a mate’s lock up for a while but now all back here. Had a quick browse through this morning and found some great old photos. Here’s me on my way back from the Italian lakes circa mid 1990’s on the Cagiva Elefant 750. Absolutely soaked through due to crappy waterproofs. Old Skool cool!

I have no idea who this guy is but just tell him to FUCK OFF

Nephew passed his mod 1 and 2 Monday … he went and picked this up yesterday CB 1000r …

We're all coming out of the closet now.

That's the forecast, so set off at 7.30 gor a bimble down the local lanes

What’s the back story on this friendship with Kraut @Clive did you meet during the war ?

Where does it say there you can keep up?

That's no so bad given his age and the fact that your tribe lives in the equivalent of Gaza.

Almost.....Gundolf. Last time he came he asked us to take him to a pub for food & drinks, guess who paid for it? And he likes to brag how rich he is, he will be getting others pay for his food & drinks...... Iam hoping it pisses down while he is in the UK and he won't come here.

Especially if the Dildo is in the back of a van

They sent him home.

He should call her “parts bin”.

Shadow

beauty is in the eye of the beholder..

I feel sick now …

I’ll have you know I live in the Garden of England you 7 fingered Twat

No 523 had it chipped and supercharged , faster than the one guy Martin made

RC 148... Screamin' 125cc 5-cylinder....

You won’t be riding with him anymore, you won’t be able to keep up on the dildo.

“Nephew”.

One upside is that I can throw this hearing aid away....

Not bad for a rag arse bricklayer ehh....as for peacocks....we've eaten em

Tricked out Gixxer 11....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm , KTM coloured Maico . Who'd have known ..............

Noctilucent clouds last night

I met an attractive 60 year old woman at a bar last night. She was very sexy looking I thought to myself if she has a daughter she wouldn't look too bad either. We had a few drinks together and then she asked me if I'd ever had a thing called a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she replied. I was really thinking this could be my lucky night so we drank a little more. Then we went back to her place. When we got in the front door I couldn't contain my excitement and then she shouts up stairs, "MOTHER, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"

If it ends as a draw, I will do a montage of all of them, except for the dildo.

Time plus blood clot meds, injection in the stomache then tablets for a month or two Yeah, damned lucky, I wouldn't have survived, 3 times other doctors had me right there in front of them, clueless, incompetence It can take weeks or months but I'm definitely getting a tiny bit better each day now, the "Tourettes" is fading away LOL

I have be calling her Shevil Kenevil which does doesn’t think is funny at all. Apparently it is a Dad joke according to her

My farts sound like Honda I went to the doctors and told him, he asked what I normally drink, I told him Absynth He said that explains it, "Absynth make the fart go Honda"

You should tell them you have always been that ugly.

We have all seen your Dildo taste

Bargain @skyrider mode off

You're a wrong 'un