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I often think of Pete when riding I learned from him when riding with him, I was a mental thrasher, on and off the throttle whereas Pete was smooth and constant, I did make him laugh though when I blasted past him on my Caponord right into the path of a Pheasant rising up from the tarmac, I had to duck to avoid my head getting taken off Well at least he saw why I have my user name LOL, his smooth flowing riding did inspire me to do better

A keg is better than a six pack, anyway!

Don't bother with manuals usually but this is in my CBF manual :), serious or what Best read this one just in case the bastards find out

Let's see now ....... idea place to take a break. 1. Shitty interchange junction 2. Shite coffee resting on top box 3. Fat guts having a fag Yep, that's a top quality break

Met my mate Steve today as he was having his Enfield MoTed and I was having Shadows CBF MoTed right after. Chap turned up on this interesting Cafe Racer type thing. Sounded awesome. So both bike with fresh MoT’s we took the Cb125F back up where I picked up my CBF. We headed for Dameralls to see the new Honda CB1000F. Very nice indeed although I would want real clocks. Loads there today

Im surprised you didnt capsize it, were you told you had to stay in the centre of the boat cos you're such a fat cunt

You are fatter than @busabeast

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... .' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

His "this is the style" videos were always amusing