Leaderboard

Yep, definitely a fudge packer ............

You better take your cat to the vet...there has to be something wrong with it...

That looks like something I find in my Cats litter tray every morning

Who do you buy gifts for , any offerings for the Moose population ?

So desperate eh vamana....

Are you seing this @Pedro , im trying very hard to keep this thread clean and those two idiots are just spreading crap all over your thread....I think you should make and example out of them , either a 24hrs bann...or the old avatar switcheroo..

He used to work in the shipping department of the fudge factory.

Explains everything id say

I know he loved it there.

Taste amazing, and I nailed it on the first attempt....its intoxicating...have to stop eating it...

IF you can get it past your nose...

The prostitutes tax return A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax returns. The accountant says, "Well, before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer." The accountant asks, "Excuse my ignorance but what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, believe it or not, I must have raised a thousand cocks last year." "Poultry Farmer it is then !!

That’s a pie ... When you go to a restaurant and order food, I bet it’s always a surprise when it arrives at the table.