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Even the plug sockets look shocked..

Watch to the end for the A400M flying very very low and much closer than the video shows even zoomed in, it was much bigger to our eyes and closer WARNING! VERY VERY SWEARY

what fucking planet did the jury come from !!

What intelligence does it take to do simple maths and the ability to use a tape measure

This is what mirrored sunglasses were created for.....

Bugger Ren, are we getting old! I ordered a new XADV 750 today the SE version another 8grand out of the pension pot with the trade in. But on the other hand, i could be dead next week. PS: the duff leg is no better..but we carry on.

Thank fook it didn’t rain today

Hmm it doesn't register because its too low to register obviously

I've got the 1st 3 or 4 On Any Sunday films on DVD....just ran across the latest today. It's got a good collection of my 2-Wheel hero's in it.... https://youtu.be/-3QcBIOWtgo?t=5403

2 tier Kier.

I know @Renegade won't understand the first part. Went to dentist this morning, I had broken a tooth, dentist fixed it. While my lip was still made of rubber I went over to Costco and filled the bike with fuel. Took the long way home to let the new petrol bed in.

I did 26 miles this morning, I havn't been out on the bike for around 3 weeks. I got home and I'm in real pain from my back. I was going to meet up with @Sir Fallsalot Fred this evening at the Eye of Ra rally but won't be able to make it.

Its takes careful planning not to waste material...you would have probably wasted 4 sheets...lol.

I had a 20 mile ride this morning. Brakes feel OK, I may take the long way to the MOT testing station on Monday, let the pads bed in a bit more.

Here's a few...and out of 10 sheets of 4×8..this is what left over...two strips...it takes intelligence to figure this out before hand...lol.

Nice bit of Bling there @Saul....

were those cuts all done with a hand saw then?

Lipstick on the pig

THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?' The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!