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The whining seems to be working!

Out with the Mafia last night for Mother’s Day

your all cunts .... im voting for no one.

Nicely done sir.

Next carb fitted and alls well with that and the fork leak. Must of had a dodgy seal or something. Got out for a 20 mile run and all was well until it coughed and spluttered to a halt. Not petrol as the rev counter was dropping to nothing and back up. Pulled over to the side of the road and pushed the button and it started again. Pushed and pulled all the connections I could give my hands on but sat there ticking over so rid home. Something to get into later. Couple of pics while out, this is the old town pump in somerleyton and the next is just an old good looking barn with a thumb for perspective, ,both on the same road.

You're right but I didn't pay for anything . Must've been my lucky day

shouldn't the bill be in front of you instead of the young lady ?

Told you before, he’s got no ‘off’ button ……

I voted the same way that you did, that makes you a cunt as well

Someone is acting the cunt, I nominate @boboneleg

well i cursed Marquez...

I could only get a finger or 2 on them but didn't seem to make any difference. I've no doubt it'll show itself again at the most inconvenient time.

Did you wiggle the CDI plugs you probably know they were known for dry joints on the circuit board in the CDI. When I first had the bike i had to change my CDI because of it.

Earache has just reminded me of this I got sent Saturday morning, been giggling about it since.

Should think 8 inches isn't as bad as what you could get.

Got 7 inches last night and I'm still sore! Another day in paradise...

I remember those days w/ my Grandsons.... always brings a grin to my face. Good on ya Phil! Couldn't be more proud of my oldest G-son...he's almost 28 y/o now & employed by NASA....& appreciates my old Thump that I gave him last year....

@Six30 is on his way.

Twat

You already have, nosterol fucker

I was having sex with my friend's wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed. She told me not to worry. He was out drinking with me!

I went shopping today in Asda and i was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.” Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say : “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.” At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Granddad says again in a controlled voice : “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.” Well, i was really impressed, so i went outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I said to the Grandad “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.” “Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The little bastard’s name is Kevin.”