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I had a bit of garage time this afternoon, now they’re all put to bed until the 28th

You Twats ... ive been no where near any shops at christmas.. never do , thats what the mrs is for.... you gays

God help me

Mine doesn't stop, I park it outside and leave it idling.

put to bed .... this is the pits... you seen this shit @Clive mine are ready to go anytime.

Cheers mate, worth it to get ‘She Who Must Be Obeyed’ off my back. Plus there is plenty of scope to hide new stuff

Got a 3 hr. drive tomorrow over to the Treasure valley area in ID....mainly for my wife's birthday on Saturday. Visiting her sister as her birthday is the following Saturday. It should be pretty fun....she & her sis are gonna make lefse & teach her kids how to do it...pass that Norwegian tradition onto the next generation. We had a good time last year as we partied out in their garage for this annual Birthday/Christmas celebration....had some great laughs along the way. Already got the sooo smooth good stuff on ice & ready for partaking.

Shed all sorted now.

Casuals..... How long before someone mentions..The Riding Season. But who am I too talk................. I hardly ever go out.

She would be too busy gasping for breath while walking to eat anything,

Are you arranging for deliveries to be made directly to the shed?

Nice shed @Saul....sweet hideout for the Bike & gear.

the biggest house on the council estate does not make it a mansion... you can just get more old sofas and washing machines in the garden.

Nope. It's a water shortage thing. Not allowed to wash cars, water outside plants (we don;t have any anyway) or use water outside. In Denver, you're not allowed to collect more than 2 - 50 gallon drums of rainwater - the City owns all rain water and they don't want you stealing it. I knw that sounds werid to you guys that live in a rainy climate, but we just don't get a lot of rain around here and rationing water has to be done.

By the wall looking at the TV.

There's only 1 entrant that is still active on this forum and that's Pedro.

Outside your van looking like a queer.

Paid £1600 for a new sofa from DFS last month .. promised me it would be here before Christmas … they emailed me today and said it will be another 3 weeks …. any one know where I stand ?

If she went on her own @Buckster said time she got back ...she would of eaten it all.

I would send my wife shopping if I could,but she can't drive, so I end up being the load carrier.

Spoken like a true Gammon

The Gt Yarmouth store is packed, still no choccy readybrek though.

Not too bad at our local Asda, I was expecting pandemonium in there........ but it does help that we don't particularly do the whole Christmas thing... so we were in the shop and out within 15 mins...

I can’t have one either, the mansion is a listed building.

Rode to my place today, sort of ugly dark rain clouds but only light showers so not enough to get wet. It felt way colder than it was at an indicated 14º, no pictures as I just felt like not stopping.