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Even @Marcel le Moose Fondler could reach them there.

Japs Eye Investigator more like.

CMC.. choice of gloves under £70....piss poor...........i got a pair from the local bike shop for £30

The guy who found out and reported it: “A lot of people in Sliven hate me now”. No shit!

I wasn't suggesting anything, they were two separate thoughts, firstly an observation on how much like her mum the girl looks and then how cool it must have been for three grown siblings to watch their parents get married. Although looking back I can see how it didn't come out as I intended

No marcel .. no there is nothing to tell .. you perverted French twat

beautiful...

There are free mirrors outside though.

What are you suggesting? Yes, all ours.

Come on boys and girls, inspired by @Catteeclan's recent activities , get your wedding photos up here so we can all have a laugh. Pete would have loved this shit

Thieving twats in Derbyshire.....

thats exactly where i left em..

no ..no bumming was involved ian ..its all in your swede

Yes, Paul probably bummed him.

The Albanians get millions, and the DWP stops my wife's £20 per week PIP. I bet they checked her more than they checked the Albanians.

He has obviously seen the milkman.

Not that day. My first choice shirt had a dirty collar and that one's a bit tight now.

At least they will be able to see where they are going?

Damn I'll have to go digging now, not going to ask the wife where they are as i'll be inundated with questions LOL

Same here....they've saved my life....more than once.

Well , what a bunch of miserable twats.................... that's what Pete would be saying ...........

I haven't got an automatic downer on everything Chinese but I wouldn't touch that POS with a barge pole, overcomplicated, fragile and poorly finished. And 4k FFS there lots better for that sort of money out there. Voge 300 Rally springs to mind or even your favourite the Mash X Cross can be had for just under 5K. Or even one of the new Triumph 400's

time it gets there she would of painted her nails and had a blue rinse.

in @Marcel le Moose Fondler case it stands for Penis Investigator

You know, PI really is Private Investigator, not Private Eye

i rang em and asked ...fuck all

I ought to have asked if any had been handed in, could have had a field day if they said Yes.

it is marcel ... yes it is starting to make sense ..... you midget

yes marcel..... yes thats what happened,

Had my breakfast, off to CMC soon on the delayed glove hunt. Hope i find some that fit.

Chocolate beer?

It was okay, nothing special.

been with the mrs 24 years i think ..not married though

1990

Must be something to do with being a cock

1923 by the looks of it, what a gammon!

The girl looks just like her mum! Are they all from the both of you? Must have been very cool for them to see you two get married.

The one photo that I may have could be Tintype......

I may have 1 photo somewhere try and find it out tomorrow.

So, @Clive, this guys goes out drinking with his friends and decided to end the night with a visit to his local "gentleman's club", however he is running very low on funds for such activities. We walks in, and sheepishly asks for a girl. Once talking to the madam, he confesses he only has 15 quid to spare, but still would like to end the night in style. She tells him that for such a small amount all he could get is a "penguin blowjob". He isn't too thrilled by the sound of it, but she tells him he'll enjoy it so in he goes. A moment goes by, and an older lady joins him, not the kind of young beauty he was hoping for but beggars can't be choosers. She leans him against the wall, tells him to relax, drops his pants and gets going. She had experience, and he's really starting to enjoy himself, he starts getting REALLY into it and just as he feels like he's about to reach his climax, the "penguin blowjob" creeps back up on his mind, he has no idea why would such a masterful blowjob be called such an unappealing name. He says: "This is just lovely, you're so great at this, I'm about to cum!!!" Having been warned of his pending explosion, the lady stops and walks away. Still leaning against the wall, with his ankles bound by his pants, he tries to follow her in desperation:

You forgot bible bashing bus driver ............

Im happy to contribute if we need to raise some cash...

Don’t forget to take them to some abandoned shit so they can get bummed by dago midgets.