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Everything looks good in the primary but I had to get hold of some suitable steel bar to make a locking bar with which I am working on right now.

Could’ve been similar for us last night as our very nice Belgian neighbours let their place to a Spanish family who then invited at least a dozen more with four dogs between them. Continuous banging euro-pap tunes from one of the cars which they turned up loud enough so they could rave around the pool which is on the other side of the house. Because I was in pirate mode yesterday I was all for asking them ‘politely’ to turn the music down but I was persuaded by the galley maid to video it and send it to our Belgian neighbours. Worked a treat, music went off within a couple of minutes. Apparently our Belgian neighbours rang one of them and told them to turn the fucking music off as there was a convalescing pirate next door. Had a few dirty looks this morning as they shuffled around the garden, a few heavily slammed car doors too. One of them caught his fingers as he shut the drivers door………. laugh? I nearly shat myself.

MRI done and I did not nod off. Went on the scoot I am not paying a fiver to park.

Well it was too hot too early.....so no trip for Dark Motorcycling! Instead I went somewhere even more terrifying........the Harley Rally. After nearly 18 years here I thought I'd seen it all. But what I saw today was way off the scale! Watch out for the Ride Report!

Yeah I thought you and Buck would get it together eventually.

I’m moving on … from now on it’s Lycra … just push bikes for me now

On that last video what was the weird whirring noise? Will the gay Honda to spill its guts in 10 days time? As much as I really wouldn’t want to see that happen I kind of do as well.

more like that train in the thomas the tank engine stories who refused to come out of the tunnel cos it was raining...

A few years ago he said he wanted to have kids, preferably a girl and she'd be just like me. I hope he get's his wish, it'll be good payback for what a pita he's been over the years

My brother and his wife had their first baby this morning. So I'm an Aunty for the first time. Weird!

Last sleep in my own bed tonight for a while, the joys of the tarp and the bivvy bag await me

Now there is a storm rolling in so will be leaving it until tomorrow.

What have I missed. Why are the bikes going @Six30? What is arriving in it's place? No bike? The mere thought makes me nauseas.

He hasn't traded them in you bellend.......he's punted them out through the trade. If he'd part exed they would have gone in when he actually did the deal!

Oooooh I did t think of that. Must stop drinking rum and start on beer. Actually if someone else buys it for you it doesn’t really count does it?

No, it’s character building. there is a certain sadistic pleasure in doing something you know is gonna get you in trouble. It’s like poking a wasps nest, or riding a motorbike faster than you really should. You know it will end in tears, but you can’t help yourself. Anyway, I can’t spend my time talking to you as I have treasure to plunder, villages to ransack, wenches to entertain and rum to drink. Aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!

It's the really noisy night of the neighbourhood fiesta tonight......wailing Dago music till 6AM. Just looked and a bunch of guys are at the beer tent, with their horses tethered up there! They'll all get bladdered and then get their horses to take them home!

my Suzuki and Ductai are going monday... this is going to be weird shit , i will be with out a bike ,