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It's been pissing down all day so thought i'd do a little maintenance on the XR The mounting rubbers on the fuel tank had gone hard and the tank was moving about so replaced them and since i had the tank off i checked the valve clearances, all ok just had to loosen off one of the exhaust valves as it was a little tighter than the others. I also decided to remove the exhaust manifold stud nuts one at a time to copper grease them as they can seize and snap the studs all came undone ok, Last job was to clean the air filter, I'm embarrassed to say i think I've neglected this job for a while which not like me to let it get this bad i'm not even going to clean it just ordered two new air filters. The clean one i fitted is showing signs of age related deterioration so that will be binned as well when the new ones arrive

Welsh/Dago sits in his sons flat looking at the shit surrounding him

A family up the road to me bought a bigger house only one street away from their old address. On the day they took possession they found that the sellers had taken the patio with them. There was just a sad looking area of sand and cement with the pattern of the slabs that had been taken. They could have taken legal action as it was shown on the fixtures and fittings list, but in the end their estate agent was so embarrassed he paid for the patio to be rebuilt.

Ave it ……

In a moment I will be tucking into a coronation brunch made by my lovely wife and we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz as well (don't know what she's going to drink). See, all you naysayer's the coronation is good for something .............

She must have been regretting not staying at your house now, a nice big screen tv and a cb500x …

Evening at home, simple is best

I'm making my infamous sausage rolls for a bit of a coronation do tomorrow afternoon. Women say men can't cook and to be fair the microwave just seems to make the pastry hot, but how hard can it be. I'll give them another blast I'm sure the stuff will rise and crisp soon.

She’s sounds a proper skank … wouldn’t have it been cheaper to hire a skip for 6 months and let them live in that … just hope your grandkids don’t grow up to take after your boy … or her .

Football just finished switch tv over it went on to repeat of the coronation ... its like something from a monty python sketch ... some gave him one big oven glove that he struggled to get on ..then a shaky old indian man gave him two little drums and before that they put a screen round charlie and nicked his clothes !

Well busa had its mot done and just 1 advisory being the front tyre getting near to its limits so a new tyre will be purchased soon, think I'll go for a Michelin pilot road 5 or whatever is the newest gen tyre, the rear won't be long either as it's starting to square off abit but not really noticeable yet so that can wait

Thank me later

Walthamstow?

.......and Pillows!

Pressure's really fucking on now! Paco just phoned and said he's got a potential buyer for the flat, so his wife Alicia is showing them round tomorrow! We really gotta go for it now.......they can't go in there while it's still got a lingering odour of Polish death camp!

We just got back from the flat! It's looking a lot better now than a couple of days ago......but it's still not at the standard it was when they moved in. We're back there again this evening. And the fucking skank has taken Paco's mini oven, ironing board, and sweeping brush.......we'll need to get him to confirm if she's nicked anything else.

Gay

I'm a simple person when it comes to food. meat and potato's like that is all i want but almost every restaurant i go in wants to spoil the meat by cooking it in something or covering it in some kind of sauce

Made a schrimp rice, southern spain style. Used whatever we had which was three very nice schrimps, result was a lot better than I hoped.

Beef chop, at home cooked on coal beef “posta”, which is a traditional cut of the Tras os Montes region, from leaner meat. It’s got a lot more texture than softer fattier cuts but tastes amazing. From my Tras os Montes report. Sofia’s Moroccan keftas leftovers turned into a sandwich with raw spinach and mustard.

Canned sardines cooked with a mix of moroccan spices and fresh coriander, to try and get a taste of Morocco for dinner

Perfect lunch at my place on a sunny day, including a local variety of bread that is characterised by a weird shape

Don't bother, tried that one.

Sounds like someone who has experience with an Electrolux vacuum cleaner.... Have we shared slightly too much information there Marcel? Don't tell me it bought you a freezer load of your favourite ice cream too?

She must have a strong pussy...... though he must have alot of flour and a telescope to find the wet spot

Its the power of pussy my friend I've seen a lot go that way

Gave up. I went away Fred, and since then didn’t go back home. I will be there tomorrow and monday and give it another try, but since then haven’t bought any stuff to work on the carb. Will do that up north when in Porto, don’t want to take the carb out and disassemble to them reassemble 3 months later, I would surely end up with a carb plus half of the parts without knowing where they go

She’s not nicked em … she’s eaten them

Get in son .

Fuck me bob your as bad as slowly the food is going to fall off the plate that way do it right and turn it round

Inbred man wearing hat sits on chair! It don't get any better than this!

Agree completely. The only three things you need are a high quality piece of properly cut beef, good marine salt, and coal.

I had to google that

Yup it's a paid day off work for me

I don't get your drift, please explain graphically ................

Off to continue cleaning the flat this morning! The Polish bitch's standards of cleanliness and hygiene are actually on a par with my first wife.......and that's saying something!

The Harley's totally fucked then?

https://www.facebook.com/1368067509/videos/217211284254583

Just a try, does that make it bi?

Quite liked it, pretty cool bike. Could see how fun one is as a commuter if you get a faster one. This wasn’t fast at all, it topped at 100kmh on a downhill but struggled to get past 80kmh on the flat. No idea what engine it has, but on these the rear brake is plenty enough as long as you don’t confuse it for the clutch. Special picture just for you: Dropped that for a service as a favour for Sofia’s flatmate, and jumped on the Speed Triple going for lunch, quite a change.