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Broke back mountain boots

There is yet another vehicle to show you... its been in my life since 2007, althought I hadn't seen it for 4 years and thought I never would, but the Gods of cars decided to give me a chance to get it again. As happy as I am to keep it, importing it to Portugal from Germany means I am, effectively, paying for it all over again... it will cost over 5000 euros to legalize it, which was exactly my half when in 2007 I bought it half ways with my ex husband... Anyway, I do indeed have too many toys, only short of an off road bike and a vibrator! The 1st I can't afford, the 2nd I don't need!!

‘You mention diet again and I will piss in your boots’

What I brought back from the Honda dealer. Honda Goldwing. So successful that Honda are desperate to make them look like a Harley so no. The rest of them are shite as well, total soulless crap. Perfect for gingers. So I bought these. Don't worry ladies there will be a picture of me wearing them sometime for your fantasy collection.

do you wanna be in my gang oyeahh

My apologies. Here's some stuff you enjoy. It's gay You're gay That's gay Gay Gay Gay Definitely not boring...

Doesn't he play for Argentina ?? Oooooooooooooops my mistake .............

Looks good Pete. If I was being ultra picky I'd change some of it (running for cover). Some of it jangles slightly. Starting a sentence with 'And' or 'But' is a trigger for some. I do it and don't care but every time I do I'm aware it annoys the grammar nazi's. I'd probably avoid starting a sentence with a conjunction. Comma's before the and's are dodgy. While correct for some as they connect two independent clauses most people will have been taught to not use a comma before an 'and' but I suppose that's personal preference. It is a tad over comma'd. I'd cut down on the ellipses. They can be considered by the younger generation as passive aggressive (I know it's weird but they are) and are a way of spotting an old person online (along with excessive emoji use). I'm guilty of both of these things. I'd replace the 'I' and 'I'm' with 'we' because you use 'we' on the front page so it's more consistent. This also gives the impression of a bigger company. I won't use a web business that is only one person, if they get sick there's no-one to take over and your website (and therefore business) can be screwed. A pet peeve of mine is when the scroll speed is too fast for you to read the content. Your lovely client feedback isn't readable by the average reader, it spins past before you can finish. On a forum or other informal setting spelling, grammar and punctuation is largely irrelevant but on a businesses main website many people look at those things negatively. I'm afraid I do too. It's an indication they don't have a proof reader which is essential for a professional finish if you want your business to be able to play with the big boys. These are things I mostly learned in a painful or expensive way. Anyway there's my tuppence worth. It's a lovely clean website that draws you but the grammar nazi's (and they exist in droves) would have difficulty with parts of it.

Ark at all these tough biker boys caught up in a pissing contest. Flowers are what you need. Lots of flowers and some acid to release you from your male bondage.

That looks like you, sell the Harley and get yourself a CB500X

And a jacket and pants, with a wolfs head on it. A wolfs head dude!

I normally take a 46 or 47 but these come up large. One of your feet can be any size you want.

Same here (except the working), it's that fine stuff here that sticks to your visor

It has a heated seat. unintentionally.

Worked right through the day yesterday so I could get an hour or two today.......but woke up to find that it's now pissing down.

Run for cover.......

when you wear em , are you trouser inside the boot or an outside the boot type of gay..sorry guy

You mean wellies?

I’m wearing the boots now. and nothing else.

That's quite possible but I'm not the twat riding around on the big red barge. You had a chance to redeem yourself in the Honda dealer and yet you chose to buy boots ...........

count on it

The foot you speak of is actually a 27L and it is being replaced next Friday as it has a split in it

Size 45 (same as me). You have small feet for such a big dude, what can we learn from this ..................

Back in the ‘80’s I worked in California for a couple of years on an electronics contract. The company provided me with a Lincoln Town Car which was about 70 feet long, I could park it at the office in San Jose and the back end was still in Los Gatos (look it up retards). The president of the company invited me over for a barbecue, welcome to the company kind of thing and he had a 79 R100RT covered in dust in his garage with a scraped fairing and broken screen, he had bought it, rode it one day, fell off it and his wife banned him from riding it again, probably wise as he kept crashing his Jeep as well. Anyway to cut a long story short, we got it into the boot of the Lincoln and I took it and recommissioned it, removed the screen and rode the shit out of it for two years, I even ran it around Laguna Seca a couple of times and rode through Death Valley on it, it was absolutely brilliant. When I got back to the U.K. what did I go out and buy? You guessed it. A gixxer.

@XTreme porn.

And it’s a leopard.

It’s a Scottish Labrador.

You obviously have an excessive ball sack ..................

Well, you have excellent taste in bikes and cars!

The Italians build an electric scooter , what could possibly go wrong

Was??? Still is!!! Turned 20 this year, I have had almost from new. We have been together for that long!! Best car in the World!!

Also, non gay boots don’t have zippers on them!

Get a hoof instead.

ok it's in the sand dunes, at least we know you're eyes work.....

All the local cats have gone missing.

Is his name Terry ?

France 2008, on the way back from the Pyrenees ........................

That is one cool car , congratulations

Stopped just for you, @Grasshopper Oued crossing My favourite:

There might have been some form of ruin exploration today, completely off grid with no sign whatsoever of what it was I visited on google, plus camels and wild donkeys. Won’t say more except it’ll be on the report. You can imagine for now… I love how happy kids get to sit on the bike!