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Pockets are for:- Heart Pills Inhaler Spare truss Indigestion tablets Hay fever tablets The Observer Book of Polish insults Emergency Brasso bottle Emergency buffing cloth Spare emergency Brasso bottle Spare emergency buffing cloth Name and address written down in case he forgets who he is French Lesson cards for distribution around local phone booths (cash in hand) Bag of Werthers Originals (Grandad size extra large) Normal glasses Reading glasses Bi Focal glasses Spare reading glasses Teabag shop loyalty card with nearly all spaces stamped Castrol Oils loyalty card BMW Glee club membership card

Good thing i dint write that story up......my story...I;ve never shot at anything that wasnt shooting back. Just saying.

I’m not holding my breath, you only go 10 miles from home (weather permitting) of course

Just sent the rest of my bread back, turns out I had enough

I'm going on my boat trip on Sunday, the one to see the WW2 forts. A delightful trip on a summer's day or four and a half hours of chucking my guts up, who can tell? I visited Strange Dave last night. He has a new part time job. He shoots rabbits, squirrels and rats for pest control. His gun sight has a video function, so I got treated to many rodent deaths, they don't know when to give up when shot, I'll say that for them. One of his regular jobs is a warehouse full of old loaves of bread which gets chopped up to go into animal feed. The piles are swarming with rats at night, he said it's nearly made him turn vegetarian as the bread must be full of rats' piss. I watched the gunsight films of mass slaughter, all the rats have glowing eyes in the night scope.

That reminded me of a story an old friend of mine told me, when he was an apprentice he used to have marmite on toast for breakfast in work everyday but somebody else was helping themselves to his marmite and when complained they all took the piss out of him, so he got pissed off one day and picked up all the dead flies he could find in the cabin and mushed them up in his jar of marmite the marmite was getting used and he kept up the moaning about it so whoever it was would still think it was funny and would carry on using it

and...the num,ber one reason for pockets? Pocket pool of course, oi why are texans always happy? Long thumbs.

You forgot dago midget sex club membership card

I'll model it for you when I get it!

Your fine then , right on the border of Dorset. watch out for the women with 6 fingers

Love this if I'm driving.

Got back from feeding the baby seagulls, when i got to the beach there were 20 women doing yoga poses, how kind to see those butts like that thank you. Bobs in France he doesnt need pics of this kinda chit.

Is that on one hand or both?

will do thanks for the warning

Where in Wiltshire? I need to put out a scroate alert

Has it got enough external pockets?

I can feel a Ride report coming on for tomorrow!

Your confusing me with some one with money …. this is a freebie clive .. get in

you only live once , do what you can while you can .

Mrs cousin owns a pub in Wiltshire , mother in law coming with us …. cousin said I can put bike in her garage , so while they are doing what ever I’m out on bike …

Broccoli with almost caramelized garlic, and free range eggs from down the street, great eggs: My version of what you call a plowman's lunch Some great olives, good tomatoes and amazing olive oil, and a southern portuguese salad turns into something great Sofia's lamb ragu, frozen and gifted to me. I used it on some fusilli instead of the pie it was meant to Simple and old school rustic, onion and tuna pasta, extra creamy from the jumping I'm perfecting with my italian pan

Fixed.