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Still from a screen grab.

My eldest goes back to uni tomoz after both the boys have had their boosters so I'm trying to do the swan thing looking like Ive casually thrown together the sort of food that hits the spot whilst really Im working my arse off I don't think Im fooling anyone!

Because its snowing and i want to go swimming. Fridays are my weekends, best day of the weekend, imho

Gonna be awkward getting it out of a scrum ?

Oh and the eldest passed his forklift licence today so thats now both of them with a bit of paper that'll hopefully help them to get a job and maybe one that pays a bit better than the £6.56 minimum wage

Ureaka! Gets me thinking, all i have to do is kill every male on this planet. My sperm will be worth a fortune, finally get paid to wank, dare to dream.

Thing is Pete is that he can't work down here mon-fri while attending his Uni lectures and doing all of the work they expect up there. Apart from keeping him on the payroll while he's not here being dodgy as fuck (so not something Im prepared do) both of my children have had a gilded childhood and Im afraid at 20 years old the cushy life bank of mum and dad provide has to start to fall back a bit for the financial realities of life to say hello. Know what I mean?

Yeah, but it was the way he posted it that made it funnier.

They were probably scared the vaccine would kill them

What makes you say that the water was 47f...

Temps aren't great.....you doddery old twat 11-13⁰c is warm enough, ill be using the bike tomorrow for rugby though its not supposed to be much above 1 or 2 degrees

More testing of the 10 today.

I rode in 22 im coverd for a whole year.

Well I guess it comes to most of us

I have re-read Excession by Iain M Banks for about the zillionth time last week. His 'Culture' sci fi books make me really wistful for a future I will never live to see. As far as I can tell, there are no two culture books about the same person or place. It's a crying shame he died so young a few years ago so there are no new books to read. Excession is my favourite book of his, followed by Consider Phlebas, Surface Detail and Matter and then the others who's name I can't remember. I live in fear that someone will make a film or tv series of one of the books and pox it all up. Edit, ship names in Culture books are something else. They choose their own (being AI entities) My favourite was the warships called 'I Said I've Got a Big Stick' , 'Lapsed Pacifist' and another called 'Frank Exchange of Views'. From wikipedia The asteroid 5099 Iainbanks was named after him shortly after his death.[58] On 23 January 2015, SpaceX's CEO Elon Musk named two of the firm's autonomous spaceport drone ships Just Read The Instructions and Of Course I Still Love You, after ships in Banks's novel The Player of Games.[59] Another, A Shortfall of Gravitas, began construction in 2018. This refers to the ship Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, first mentioned in Look to Windward.

£380 here.

Put Pfizer in their place for sure!

At the moment, absolutely nothing planned for the weekend........May go and buy a new socket set to replace the stolen ones.

This is a great shot of were i worked area C, and were i lived. Tunnels, never said a word about tunnels did i...

No rain forecast here but the temps aren't great! Hopefully I'll be able to get out for a while on both days but I can't see me going far!

Looks the designers of Ben Nevis need to have a rethink before they start on another mountain.

I'm confused

NTart, she was a freaking riot. Dont make Tarts like that anymore. LG's thinking of @Grasshopper's Ride im shocked.

The books painfully honest so I suspect we'll get to that or maybe not if he never admitted to it

Had to take a hard partying friend of mine to A&E when we were students cos he was so terrified of another friends swaging critiques of peoples appearance he slapped haemorrhoid cream on his eye bags in an attempt to vasoconstrict them back within the realms of normality, might not have been so bad if he hadn't used half a tube it did work though, his eyes were so red she didn't comment on the bags

Eh?

He'd have to be full blown mad to mess things up with Caroline!

Here's one you'll be able to get into Yen!

on hypersmooth i think.

Sounds like they were so stubborn they chose death over life to prove a point

Looks bloody cold tym

No, they just put a different picture up in the rubber room and gave you some accessories while upping your meds you fruitcake!

Yeah, fuck you vaccine! We’ll show you!

The yankee dollar is in a tail spin im getting rid of cash the second i get it.

Dumbass, i moved every three weeks when i was a kid, thats how you get to china by 10 years old, and i got pics and chopsticks to prove it.

Old age mate

About a week late bob slowly posted that last week

My old man has literally just bought a Duke 996 apparently its an investment......hmm was it just 20k down the drain

I wouldn't say that all we could see when you mounted yours there was a horrifying image of scabs and ginger pubes

Thats been my worst spot for vibs.

Up to 126! Fuckmine!