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A 200 mile round trip to Ironbridge yesterday. Amazing roads, amazing weather, amazing bikes, amazing company. If i die today it will be in contentment.

A kind way of telling you that you are a chubby cunt.

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What a load of horseshit

I don’t need any help to post bullshit.

Better get a ride on the scoot today, see (after tightening various bolts) how the leak is, or is not going. Hospital tomorrow.....oh joy!. And childminding starts on Thursday.

But it's more grammatically correct and better spelt than the usual random bollocks here Chris!

this is computer generated random bollocks

This popped up on YouTube......and it's unbelievable! Down to -71C in Siberia! People leaving their cars running permanently......cos it'll freeze solid after 20 minutes of inactivity. Break down in it outside the city and unless you can fix it on the spot you're likely to die! Cameras and phones not operating properly.....cos they're getting frozen.

My take on all this is living in Russia is so fucking depressing that a fucking ice box looks good. What can we learn from this? Dont try to make a living fuckin with peoples Freedom whoo hoo!

Wots the problem i post lots and have nothing to say, easy peasy.

I do, otherwise I have to do some actual work.

Sugars bad? Have you seen my abs?

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Boring cunt!.... definitely!.

Very nice!

Glad you fixed your bike @Grasshopper's Ride! Quite the weekend, apparently a 9 year old girl has a beach crush on me, this should go over well in town, in other news, its a full moon tonight kinda maybe not butt close enough.

I once couldn’t walk for three days due to a very heavy handed epidural. I couldn’t understand on day two (when the opiates were really not suppressing the appetite any longer) why I was just so bloody hungry and why there was no food. Eventually very starved I dared ring the bedside bell to be told food is served down there… when couldn’t friggin walk! They then transferred my care back to a much maligned hospital that treated me so nicely, kindness and food and dignity. Never forgot the difference hospitality makes to recovery. You can work with the finest minds and the best medical people and compromise a persons recovery with the basic silly things.

There was a new high this evening when I didn’t get any dinner at all Bloody good job my wife brought that pasta in earlier

How should you navigate this cosmic cosmos? Prophet, look within and change yourself. Have you found your circuit?

We are at a crossroads of consciousness and suffering. Humankind has nothing to lose.

Bad crash yesterday , hope he pulls through https://www.britishsuperbike.com/news/2021/brad-jones-race-1