Isnt a light parade this year, no crowds, cornholio rages...so the floats sit, while the patron drives their cars through McCooks scenic sea shore park...it just got rained out, pussies, whats a little rain ffs.
So its Sunday night now, and i got the their plans, check it out!
The course to get in is chaos, and there are at least 4 diffent ways i can sneek in with Loosenuts™!
I wouldnt want to be in that queue, see the rules, leave no gap between you and the vehicle in front all while never stopping?
Is there anyone on the planet that thinks people can drive like that?