XTreme Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 At the risk of repeating myself, I'm still waiting for all you big mouthed blowhards to turn up here! I mean, what's so off-putting about riding with an old bloke who's nearly 70 and carrying a Hernia? And who rides a boring, gay moped with a top box the size of Wembley Stadium! I know that in the past Dell ended up in hospital, Lyn had to fly home cos he was so traumatised, the two XT600's headed for Africa never got past the town, Pedro got Rottweilers set on him and was then incarcerated underground, Tony the Tools went into hiding, and two of Skippy's bikes ended up fucked. But they were isolated incidents! So as nobody seems to want to show their faces then you'll just have to check out my ride reports! And dream of having the cojones to be able to do something similar! Temps were late 20's so I had to wear my very thin (and barely holding together) 25 year old jacket! You know the one I mean, the ragged blue one that makes me look like a homeless person on a bike. But on a positive note, I believe this pic is going to be on the front cover of "Rugged Individualism Monthly" in October! We've gone from Granada province, into Almeria, and we're now in Murcia....... Epic top box I know....... Always interesting things to see here...... Seems like they've had a bit of rain here as I came across some potholes full of water, and soil that had run onto the road. Then we got to the smoother stuff...... Inspirational photo I'm sure you'll agree! You don't want to break down in places like this......no mobile coverage. So not the ideal place for Indian, Chinky, or American bikes! Talking of breakdowns, this is the abandoned petrol station where I found the Beemer was belching oil out of the crankcase oil seal. Fortunately no such issues with the Honda! It just works! No drama, no fuss, and no having to ask for help on FB owners' groups! What @Skippy would give to have downpipes like these! Though what @Skippy would give to have a motorcycle that won't fuck up is probably a more relevant point. So there we are.......that's how it's done! Now who wants some of this? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 sort me out a bike to use and i will come see you . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, Six30 said: sort me out a bike to use and i will come see you . Why stop there get him to sort you out with some accommodation as well LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Fair play, a decent ride report and no f*cking dead dogs this time 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 22 minutes ago, Six30 said: sort me out a bike to use and i will come see you . Hire one! Did you want me to ride it for you as well? Accommodation HERE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, XTreme said: Hire one! Did you want me to ride it for you as well? Accommodation HERE! Why isn't that Himalyan lying in a gravel trap ............... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 hours ago, boboneleg said: Why isn't that Himalyan lying in a gravel trap ............... Slowlycatchymonkey wasn't riding it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 I think that pic was taken just prior to the gravel trap incident! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Why stop there get him to sort you out with some accommodation as well LOL could do... @XTreme tell the mrs you'll be sleeping on the sofa for a few nights in October 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 hours ago, XTreme said: Hire one! Did you want me to ride it for you as well? Accommodation HERE! 320 euroes for 4 nights, sort me a bike [ you do fuck all else all day } and ill book it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 hours ago, boboneleg said: Why isn't that Himalyan lying in a gravel trap ............... It was busy pulling a one legged guy out of unobtrusive fencing... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 40 minutes ago, Six30 said: 320 euroes for 4 nights, sort me a bike [ you do fuck all else all day } and ill book it I'll get it cheaper than that for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 23 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: It was busy pulling a one legged guy out of unobtrusive fencing... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 35 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: It was busy pulling a one legged guy out of unobtrusive fencing... Twern't me, never been there 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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