Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 29 minutes ago, XTreme said: Book a Hotel FFS! Where’s the fun in that. There is absolutely no adventure in you at all is there mr humdrum. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Clive said: It is warm out there, got a sweat on Would have liked to have gone further, but SWMBO would not have been happy. So you went to the first layby and then turned around and came back ? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: So you went to the first layby and then turned around and came back ? Not quite, that place is about 3 mile from here....then rode another 5 mile, then came home.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Just now, Clive said: Not quite, that place is about 3 mile from here....then rode another 5 mile, then came home.. Was there any sign of a lorry and trailer in the ditch by the layby .............. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Was there any sign of a lorry and trailer in the ditch by the layby .............. No, just empty Stella cans, no dead prostitutes in the hedge bottom either. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 47 minutes ago, XTreme said: Book a Hotel FFS! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Where’s the fun in that. There is absolutely no adventure in you at all is there mr humdrum. So you find it fun sleeping in a van? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: So you find it fun sleeping in a van? Harder for the police to get him when he is mobile. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: So you find it fun sleeping in a van? Yup and had a gentle 7 mile walk along part of the Pembrokeshire coast. now sat in a pub drinking larger with the money I saved by not staying in a hotel 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: now sat in a pub drinking larger with the money I saved by not staying in a hotel Why not just hitch hike there and sleep under a railway arch? You'd save even more money then? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 19 minutes ago, XTreme said: Why not just hitch hike there and sleep under a railway arch? You'd save even more money then? Funny enough I did think about doing just that but the thought of someone like you picking us up put me off. There’s all sorts of boring cunts out there you know 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Yup and had a gentle 7 mile walk along part of the Pembrokeshire coast. now sat in a pub drinking larger with the money I saved by not staying in a hotel your wasting your breath on the gammon... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Yup and had a gentle 7 mile walk along part of the Pembrokeshire coast. now sat in a pub drinking larger with the money I saved by not staying in a hotel Honest question, you drive around and sleep in your vehicle, that sounds nice but you are a couple doing couple stuff, along with 7 mile walks and all that, do you use any facilities for showers or how do you manage to not getting too funky? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 40 minutes ago, Pedro said: Honest question, you drive around and sleep in your vehicle, that sounds nice but you are a couple doing couple stuff, along with 7 mile walks and all that, do you use any facilities for showers or how do you manage to not getting too funky? No access to toilets or washroom facilities is all part of the fun apparently Pedro. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: No access to toilets or washroom facilities is all part of the fun apparently Pedro. every place i stayed on in van had lovely hot showers and a nice toilet for a shit. if your into going off grid for a few days then you would invest in a proper camper van 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Pedro said: Honest question, you drive around and sleep in your vehicle, that sounds nice but you are a couple doing couple stuff, along with 7 mile walks and all that, do you use any facilities for showers or how do you manage to not getting too funky? I’m on a camp site with proper facilities I just choose which one I go to and how long we stay. We were moving on today but our walk out and stop in the pub took longer than expected so staying at this place again tonight and moving on tomorrow that’s the beauty of this I do what I want when I want there’s no schedule to follow don’t need to book anything I just turn up, I”m laying in bed watching a film at the moment the wife is sleeping beside me. I can’t see what Pete”s big problem is with someone doing something other than working themselves to death, watching Netflix, travelling 2 hours to get a cup of tea or having a two hour ride into waste land twice a month. Now I could say what a waste of a life but I won’t because it’s not my life 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I’m on a camp site with proper facilities I just choose which one I go to and how long we stay. We were moving on today but our walk out and stop in the pub took longer than expected so staying at this place again tonight and moving on tomorrow that’s the beauty of this I do what I want when I want there’s no schedule to follow don’t need to book anything I just turn up, I”m laying in bed watching a film at the moment the wife is sleeping beside me. I can’t see what Pete”s big problem is with someone doing something other than working themselves to death, watching Netflix, travelling 2 hours to get a cup of tea or having a two hour ride into waste land twice a month. Now I could say what a waste of a life but I won’t because it’s not my life I understood you weren't staying in camping grounds, like a lot of vans I see parked wild camping overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I’m on a camp site with proper facilities I just choose which one I go to and how long we stay. We were moving on today but our walk out and stop in the pub took longer than expected so staying at this place again tonight and moving on tomorrow that’s the beauty of this I do what I want when I want there’s no schedule to follow don’t need to book anything I just turn up, I”m laying in bed watching a film at the moment the wife is sleeping beside me. I can’t see what Pete”s big problem is with someone doing something other than working themselves to death, watching Netflix, travelling 2 hours to get a cup of tea or having a two hour ride into waste land twice a month. Now I could say what a waste of a life but I won’t because it’s not my life Nothing wrong with going away whatsoever......but I'm sure it would be much more pleasant in a hotel than in an old van. Now if you had a proper Motorhome, or even a Caravan, I could understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Pedro said: I understood you weren't staying in camping grounds, like a lot of vans I see parked wild camping overnight. No but I’m happy to do that if I have to but I won’t need to this time of year. There are plenty of public toilets in holiday areas if it came to that so no problems there 7 minutes ago, Pedro said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: Nothing wrong with going away whatsoever......but I'm sure it would be much more pleasant in a hotel than in an old van. Now if you had a proper Motorhome, or even a Caravan, I could understand it. Your never going to understand anything outside your comfort zone so it’s not worth my time trying to explain it to you 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 On my way back to Spain…….well I will be at 0610 in the morning so for now I’m plotted up at the airport. I have a bag that needs to go into the hold so I can’t check-in until about 4am which means I can’t go through security to where the bars are…….no, I’m stuck with coffee shops instead. Schoolboy error. The upside is that there’s a stunningly beautiful woman a few metres away and she definitely has all the moves. Swished across the coffee shop with coffee in hand, I swear she just glided a few centimetres above the floor. I wonder if I could impress her with my best chat-up lines? I reckon she’d be impressed 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Skippy said: On my way back to Spain…….well I will be at 0610 in the morning so for now I’m plotted up at the airport. I have a bag that needs to go into the hold so I can’t check-in until about 4am which means I can’t go through security to where the bars are…….no, I’m stuck with coffee shops instead. Schoolboy error. The upside is that there’s a stunningly beautiful woman a few metres away and she definitely has all the moves. Swished across the coffee shop with coffee in hand, I swear she just glided a few centimetres above the floor. I wonder if I could impress her with my best chat-up lines? I reckon she’d be impressed Ah crap, her hipster boyfriend has just turned up…….about half my age with a trendy beard. Wanker.…………oh well, time to read my book and stop kidding myself 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 The Jews have turned up, I’m sure I heard him bartering over the price of the coffee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, Skippy said: Ah crap, her hipster boyfriend has just turned up…….about half my age with a trendy beard. Wanker.…………oh well, time to read my book and stop kidding myself What a shame, you could have used the old 'Jellied Eels' chat up line 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, boboneleg said: What a shame, you could have used the old 'Jellied Eels' chat up line You can’t beat some liquor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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