Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Pedro said: Holy fuck, Tim, you look like you just washed ashore after 7 years holding on to a piece of driftwood after your ship went down That was funny, portuguese comedians have moved up on the world stage of humour after that one. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Pedro said: My saturday: Went for a walk with Costa in the morning, we managed to both pee on the same weed at the same time, major bonding moment, I tried to catch it on camera but couldn't. We brought a stick home, which made him particularly happy. As you can see the rear seat of the car is basically his Had a rest, a scrambled a nice summer lunch for me and mum In the lazy afternoon, finally got up, got the car and went to the beach, where I had a nice long walk doing 8 or 9km, split by a few swims and a few sunbathing moments. Filmed this at a 19:50 with the beach basically to myself, the car is at the town ahead. Got home, had a nice shower, and fixed up dinner to myself, a nice tagliatelle and zucchini / parmesan / chili / black pepper thing Saw a friend being interviewed on TV: and also saw about this wildfire that is completely out of control and eating up a big area up north Which less than 10km away from here: Haven't picked the bike in weeks now, will maybe wash it tomorrow. Nice video of your walk on the beach @Pedro I have toe envy now ..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Pedro said: My saturday: Went for a walk with Costa in the morning, we managed to both pee on the same weed at the same time, major bonding moment, I tried to catch it on camera but couldn't. We brought a stick home, which made him particularly happy. As you can see the rear seat of the car is basically his Had a rest, a scrambled a nice summer lunch for me and mum In the lazy afternoon, finally got up, got the car and went to the beach, where I had a nice long walk doing 8 or 9km, split by a few swims and a few sunbathing moments. Filmed this at a 19:50 with the beach basically to myself, the car is at the town ahead. Got home, had a nice shower, and fixed up dinner to myself, a nice tagliatelle and zucchini / parmesan / chili / black pepper thing Saw a friend being interviewed on TV: and also saw about this wildfire that is completely out of control and eating up a big area up north Which less than 10km away from here: Haven't picked the bike in weeks now, will maybe wash it tomorrow. Nice video of your walk on the beach @Pedro I have toe envy now ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Nice video of your walk on the beach @Pedro I have toe envy now ..... So envious you said it twice, must be because he has twice as many toes as you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckster said: So envious you said it twice, must be because he has twice as many toes as you. That's what you call a low toe blow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 What Marcel said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Everything everyone has said about avoiding riding this weekend was true. Forgot it was the first friday of the school holidays. Motorway packed, filtering bloody hard work and it pissed down. Nevermind made it to the Pennies and have decided as the weather is shite I’m going to postpone riding the Lake District til tomoz and mainly eat steak n lounge around. This beast (Ultrglide) weighs over 400kg! The bloke who rides it (with his wife on the back) is 73 and looks like a strong breeze would knock him over. Goes to show you can’t judge a book by its cover. I might remind him of that later cos (and you lot will love this) he spoke solely to Mr Slowly who knows almost nothing about the bikes and his wife insisted I looked at her kitchen pans Old people ay wot u gonna do? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Everything everyone has said about avoiding riding this weekend was true. Forgot it was the first friday of the school holidays. Motorway packed, filtering bloody hard work and it pissed down. Nevermind made it to the Pennies and have decided as the weather is shite I’m going to postpone riding the Lake District til tomoz and mainly eat steak n lounge around. This beast (Ultrglide) weighs over 400kg! The bloke who rides it (with his wife on the back) is 73 and looks like a strong breeze would knock him over. Goes to show you can’t judge a book by its cover. I might remind him of that later cos (and you lot will love this) he spoke solely to Mr Slowly who knows almost nothing about the bikes and his wife insisted I looked at her kitchen pans Old people ay wot u gonna do? Why are your pics so small Caroline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 27 minutes ago, XTreme said: Why are your pics so small Caroline? No idea! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Howzat? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 30 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Howzat? Pics are better now.....pity about the sad POS tractor in them though! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Can you make them smaller? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Who knew, my crows like PB&J samwiches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 23 minutes ago, Tym said: Who knew, my crows like PB&J samwiches. You have croweaters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 I decided to bring down a flock of crows, right now the boats linned up for service are where they take the food i give them. Nice gigs glad they aint my boats..if you park near my fence your vehicle is covered in crow poop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 22 hours ago, Buckster said: That water is murky as fuck, are you diving in the runoff from the poo processing plant? I missed out on your CV for underwater erudition and edification Buck....you do know about blue waters and green waters, long island sound is an estuary, then there are brown waters of rivers and streams... if you wanted camo for speafishing here we are considered "green" waters and for good reason, have a nice day cant wait to share more diving ex0perince with you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 a flock of crows is called a murder, that's proper cool 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Pedro said: a flock of crows is called a murder, that's proper cool Yup and a flock of Jackdaws is called a clattering. I have a shit load of jackdaws on my bird table every morning at 5am noisy feckers. I caged off the bird table to give the smaller birds a chance, one side is a lift up flap to put the feed in, it wasn't long before the jackdaws sussed it out and were in there again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Extremism In defense of my mothers fence is no vice, while Moderation in its ajudication is no virtue. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Tym said: Extremism In defense of my mothers fence is no vice, while Moderation in its ajudication is no virtue. What Tym said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Damn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Howzat? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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