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[Renegade]

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street, when a car pulled slowly up

alongside of him, and the male driver slowly wound the window down and kept oace with him as he walked.

After a few moments, the driver calls out to the boy,

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car..."

The boy replies sharply,

"No way, get stuffed!"

Still slowly following him, the driver said,

"How about a bag of lollies and £10 then, if you get in?"

Clearly even more annoyed at this, the boy retorts,

"Are you deaf or something?"

"I said no way!"

Ignoring this, the driver persisted, still rolling slowly along, to keep up with the walking boy.

"OK - What about the bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID then, eh"?

Angerd by the driver's continued offers, the boy tells him,

"Look, for the very last time, No!, I'm not getting in the fricken car!"

Seemingly unfazed by the boys repeated refusal, the driver continues,

"OK then, I know what you want..."

"I'll give you £100 and the bag of lollies if you just get in the car for me."

Furious now, the boy leaned into the car window and screamed at the driver,

"NO! NO! NO!! - get it through your thick skull!"

"I'm never getting into that car with you!"

This time, with a long sigh, the driver simply asked the boy,

"Look, what will it take to get you into the car?"

The boy replied,

"Listen Dad, you bought the Tesla, you live with it."