Sir Fallsalot

Now that Marcel has gone who's going to step into the toty crocks. Without the moose fucker and @zzzak the title is open to almost everyone now

Looking good Bob you will get a few bikes in there lol

If a guy called Andrew Sillence is there punch the obnoxious prick in the face for me

Lend it to me for a day and i'll show you LOL

Good luck Pedro i don't know about you but i always have a bit of mistrust after i rebuild a bike, takes some time for me to be confident in it's reliability again especially now I've let my AA membership lapse LOL

All i see is a massive pile of compacted mud in that open space behind the engine

Could have been worse

That's ok you were only 50 miles over the recommended lubing mileage

Good man LOL A hair dryer when your fitting it might help you get the creases out if she's that bothered about it

I had to vote for the dildo over the barge because liking a dildo is better than admitting your gay

I notice that with my 650 sometimes it runs real nice in certain conditions

Except for when you step on a piece barefoot

I don't know about you but i'm looking forward to the extra time he will have to post on here

That's a matter of opinion

It don't work like that here you get your bike back after you pay the bill but obviously if the guy doing the work is a mate that's different. The Honda dealer i was going to in the 90's was great i used to phone up and order all sorts of parts then go and pick them up and pay when they arrived, when he closed his mechanic reopened his shop as a service and MOT shop and he said myself and a few others were the only ones to have that service anyone else would have to pay a non refundable deposit up front before said parts would be ordered. I do have a similar arrangement with the bike shop i got my Beta from

When i read that i was looking for some photos but i think i had a different meaning in my head lol

Far superior and more convenient than a tent Bob, Now you have seen the light there will be no stopping you

I think you will find it's British like, shit weather isn't exclusive to England and is probably much worse in Scotland and Wales

And your not talking about cigarettes when you say having a fag in a layby

And the 4x4 ruts each side are too deep for you to put your feet down when you need to

Was that as horrible to ride as it looks Bob

Cut down two dead trees behind where i park my works van and logged them up for firewood they were only about 7ft high as i took the tops off them years ago not sure if that killed them. Anyhow got the start of a nice pile of firewood for next winter started

Come on Bob he's only after the assword to enter benda

Looks like it is https://www.hyundai.com/uk/en/models/nexo/features.html