Sir Fallsalot

I was out today and no i did not use photoshop or any other photo editing software that is how the camera took it

I just had 15 minutes of the mother in law trying to tell me jokes she had printed out from somewhere the wife and kids abandoned me and i had to fend for myself feeling

Dildo blue and erect, who's the handsome fucker with the afro

I have one for Bob

I only done it for her because its weeks before she can get the car into a garage and she needs the car for work, although what i done today was one of the MOT advisories from July

I recorded that not sure i want to watch it now as someone said you have no taste

I think one of them died this year

I changed the drivers side bottom wish bone on the daughters car today, done the passenger side a while back this side was more difficult to get at. To get the wishbone off you just undo 3 bolts and pop the ball joint, two of the bolts you can get at by removing the front wheel the third you have to remove the front bumper the head light, washer bottle and a subframe cross member what a great design. One of the crossmember bolts has a stripped thread now so will have to replace that. It will be ok without it for now as there's another 6 bolts holding it in place. The car also needs the front shocks top mounts replaced but the nuts on the top are rusted to hell and back that's a job for someone else if we get it done because when i was test driving it afterwards i could hear some transmission noise that isn't normal when taking my foot off the gas. Fucking hate working on vehicles.

been up the district club to watch a few bands good night and a lot of people there for a change which was good to see although there were a lot of coffin dodgers me and the wife were some of the youngest there which is a shame

only two people nominated and one of them is going to lose to a dead guy

I didn't think i posted that as it was on my screen when i got up unposted must have been in edit. but to answer your question i was very pissed works Christmas party last night feeling ok but dizzy today

Whats the dai mensions of that @Saul

Are you down between @busabeast's thighs again

Bitty

You were still having bitty in 1981 how old were you then

I was born in 68 and can remember delivering it to each classroom when i was in infants school, hated the smell on the bottles which is why i don't drink milk now. Everyone thought it was a privilege to do the milk round it was a punishment for me

No it's covered pretty good i do have to finish the roof with some box profile sheets when i find some and then guttering which will stop any drips getting blown in

Weather was dry today so got out to finish cutting the firewood i had from work last week also had the chance to try my new log splitter out bloody good tool i broke the handle on the maul i was using. Been avoiding knotty wood because its a pain to split but not anymore It failed on this beasty but it was much larger than what the machine was designed to handle I cut about 100mm off it and it was a bit happier My new wood store is filling up nicely with next years firewood

Yes it does no problem with fuel as i always keep a gallon handy in a can. I want to be the only one in the street with lights on probably never happen now i'm ready for it LOL

Just to be clear that's who i was talking about when i said he's gone I've edited my post.

Just had a 15 minute power cut i blame these electric car owners panic buying electricity because of the storm and overloading the system, which prompted me to dig out my little generator which obviously wouldn't start, not surprised as its probably been 6 years since it last run. The carb was all gummed up so cleaned it all out and its running now but this time i drained the carb before putting it away. We've had the wood burner lit all day so good for heating and hot water for a cuppa as we keep a kettle of water on there when its lit.

Now that Marcel has gone who's going to step into the toty crocks. Without the moose fucker and @zzzak the title is open to almost everyone now

Looking good Bob you will get a few bikes in there lol

If a guy called Andrew Sillence is there punch the obnoxious prick in the face for me

Lend it to me for a day and i'll show you LOL