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Now that was a shit show. Spaniards spent half of the time crying on the ground, while the Italians couldn’t get out of their own way

Fucking hell! Talk to your wife @boboneleg

For the next 45 minutes, I’m Italian!

You off to Germany?

The temptation to let her take it around the parking lot is high?

Yes. But drinking doesn’t affect my tastes

That’s a very classy Harley!

Italians do it to have hot women on tv, though. It’s the opposite of woke

They haven’t gotten your email, @Earache

No. I don’t think we are that woke yet, but there are women on those programs that discuss matches afterwards

I think the guy trying to sell the bike agrees with you

I used to have a proper topbox, 48 or 52 liter Givi

Both goals were by chance, though.

Portugal won 2-1 against the Czech Republic. Good! Too easy a win and they'll get so full of themselves they'll throw it away like the movie stars they think they are, they need to just squeeze past groups. If they get through easily it's going to shit after that once they meet a hungry Germany or France. Also, it's Czech Republic, where the fuck has Czechia come from? Just pick a name you think improves tourism?

What a pretty shop, lovely inside the woods. Also pretty bikes, I like they guy's taste. On the other hand, what is wrong with the twat's arms? Is he trying to fly in the middle of an interview?

Dude said you really have to look for the fourth cylinder to know it's there Where the fuck is it on normal four cylinder bikes? Such a twat, that reminds me to what the other guy's video.

Bike sounds naughty, I like it.

Faro’s beach, but do look on google maps so that there aren’t any misunderstandings:

West of Faro is where old money goes on holidays, between Faro and Vilamoura. It’s nice but not cheap, lovely beaches too.

Also, check out Tavira, it’s a pretty place.

Faro is the Algarve’s capital city. The beach isn’t accessible from the town, you catch a boat or get there by car. But, there’s also two islands also accessible by boat, both without roads or cars, one of them deserted except for a restaurant. The other has some houses and a few restaurants and bars but also sand streets and a very chill environment. Perfect places to spend a day, find a deserted location and enjoy the clearest ocean water you’ll see in mainland Europe. These two islands are paradise. My parents used to have a house in Faro, so I’ve only been there on the bike, I loved it, going to the beach and parking right on the sand. It’s the least touristy town in the Algarve, although obviously there’s tourists everywhere during summer.

One of my favourite parts of the UK, from what I’ve seen. Also, Sammy Miller’s museum is very very cool!

Best excuse I’ve ever heard for increasing prices out of nothing.