Pedro

Yes. Except this is a high compression 1200cc, and I doubt it’ll bump start since it doesn’t even turn any dash lights on at all. It’s like the switch isn’t on. lithium batteries are known to properly die whe they go flat. Plus I am on a very downhill street, if it doesn’t start it’ll stay down there

“Twat” is very inclusive, that way!

I didn’t go to a shop and throw a wad of cash at someone though.

My bike’s battery is flat. Left it too long, as it’s only 3 years old. Ordered a new one yesterday. I fail.

How does the Ducati fares against the Yamaha? We’ve been seeing that bike going along on rides with you for a while now.

That Reform UK symbol is a clever bit of cheating to put on a ballot!

The Vtwins weren´t 270º, though

How do they look like each other?

You must be high on life. How the hell does that look like a KTM? See any similarities to this, though?

The R7 looks really nice in person, you then hear it thump and it makes no sense.

You know you could do it yourself at home and spare both you and the nurse the suffering

That probably wasn’t the highlight of his day, neither

Apart from the 400, Triumphs sold in Europe are supposedly assembled in the UK. Parts are made all over the world, though.

Is that badass biker who just rode a motorcycle into a bar wearing ladies' boots?

No, twatism!

Think he's past worrying about national team money, by now.

He would laugh that that ugly thing wasn’t half the bike a VSTrom 650 was. As a matter of fact, no bike ever was!

The XR750 is one of the greatest bikes of all time, I don’t agree with that. However, this race series regs do seem odd straight from the start specially when you google them and you see the Harley just had their intake restrictors removed.

So does a shopping kart being rolled out of a breakers yard.

Sad, very sad and sorry meals, though. At least you have something to look forward to when the snow comes.

“I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself”

We really need one or two more oldschool players. Oldschool dudes who will shoulder you to the ground and keep you there with a straight face instead of tattoed boys with 750€ hair cuts who turn into boys when they meet a slav a d then cry holding on to their knees. We used to have those guys, Fernando Couto, Jorge Costa, smaller dudes like Paulinho, but all that nerve has been replaced with kids and a spanish coach. A WHAT? Spanish coach? you’re right I hope Cristiano and Pepe have good words for the boys, as they’re all they have. Diogo Costa, our goalkeeper today, was a Hulk standing guard in front of our nets. I’m hoping that him + Cristiano + Pepe, plus a few other dudes get it done!

It wasn’t our best effort ever, for sure. It was like getting home drunk at 4AM and eating what you have as three day old leftovers in the fridge, with crackers as there’s no bread. Not ideal but still great as you’re that drunk and hungry! That’s what hour boys missed: being hungry. There’s oldschool Cristiano Ronaldo and Pepe, and a few other dudes who were just passing time. Had we had 3 Pepe’s we would be golden. Good for us we had Diogo, who is a star goal keepe and fortunately a northern boy from FCPorto who got us there and beat our opponent singlehandedly. God knows how we will deal with France!