Pedro

Hamburger soup?

Da fuck? It's turning into an R6

You went back, bought the van and have already moved in?

Didn't pop in for his birthday, that's very rock and roll!

Made it to Ericeira yesterday, dropped the bikes and drove the last 300 home to Sofia's. Long day as we rode through a VERY smokey and uncomfortable northern Portugal, riddled with fires all around. Will catch up with work and things today, might start to work on continuing the ride report too. I've fallen behind and now there's too many pictures and things Also now seriously considering getting a stable partner to my GS.

He's keeping it nice and pristine underneath!

Oooh, a T5, will you then tour Portugal and clog all the mountain roads when stopping to look for the best Instagram #vanlife scenic location? It's the thing to do, apparently.

I do too! The moroccans do sardine meatballs, obviously with herbs and a couple of spices. You can’t do that with the tinned ones, but it’s really yummy.

No luck to him, i want to watch a youtube video of him squirming while striking a pose in his chinos.

I’m wandering from bar to bar in Milan. It’s so comfy outside! In a tshirt and it feels like you’re at home.

Do you get fresh sardines there, Bob? Frozen are still good, just wondering

Did you see the twat has bought a Wrangler, Saul? I do love to hate him, and he makes it easy.

Shit, he’s turning into real Elvis. Get away before it gets depressing and he gets overworked, fat, and dies!

Today, the beginning of the weekend, I was very busy being awesome!

Tomorrow I will meet my friend Luca, who lives in Milan. Then Sofia and her friend Barbara will arrive, I plan to receive them with glass in hand! We will have an amazing dinner, lots of laughs, and the next day will walk around seeing and looking at things. Will end that day with cocktails too. There’s lots of very tall very gorgeous women here, that’s a big bonus to the place.

Not having heated grips is just not civilised, these days Wait until she tries a heated seat!

Mitas Touring Force! They got a few smiles and were fucking amazing! By amazing, I mean we survived, and I’m glad I took the downhill route Might be a spoiler to my ride report thread but I’m now drinking a dessert in a nice place in Milan so there!

That is a male stripper dressed as a military!!!

You got the villa all to yourselves? You and … the nephews?

Go along with the joke, maybe it didn't even roll off the sidestand. Maybe someone just sneezed nearby...

What's wrong with your left hand, Marcel? Work injury?

It was a good thing you didn’t have your purse on hand when she gave you lip, Saul!

Weather usually permits, in Portugal. You know where it doesn’t permit? Southern France!!! I’m in the Spanish side of the Basque country now, what the fuck is happening to the weather in Southern France over the next two days?!?!