Pedro

Dell! Top tip to brits with a british taste for food: if you are just lost and stumbling into a cafe or bodega somewhere in Spain and would just like a warm meat sandwich, just show this to the waiter or person behind the counter: "Bocadillo de ternera o bocadillo de cerdo, caliente y tostadito, por favor." Delete the "caliente y tostadito" if you're not looking for a warm sandwich. Just show them the words and pretend you are daft, which isn't really ... never mind

Don't be that guy, Pete!

Welcome @Beemer Bummer, hope you behave this time.

It was a dry spell...

Yes, keep taunting him, that’s smart!

Before I started trimming my hair, I was about to go full Krusty

I like tongue, but was going to say nothing, the odds are stacked against me

Good that you are out, seems like another world out there.

It's ok, we became sort of friends after that, he never really liked me, but he was protective of his little sister so fair enough. Usually after a few rums the stupid challenges would start to pop back on again, though

Pretty much a landslide your way, @XTreme, congratulations!

A long time ago in Brazil, I stayed for a while in a small village with just one very gay barber/hairdresser/waxer. I made a bet with my girlfriend's brother that he wouldn't be able to wax his very thick beard, using proper wax like they use to handle women's parts, poor sod made the mistake of not backing off and even bigger mistake of having the first bit done right on his chin so he couldn't back off, he had his entire face done down to his neck. By the second pull he was crying tears that actually stung his face as they dripped down He was properly sweating blood from his face . Actually stayed for over a month, happy times.

What a lovely place, just so pretty!

I love the look of those bikes, but that exhaust ... I can almost smell roasted hipster thigh ...

He's beyond happy having me and bro locked in.

Bored

On the Fazer? Why?

Maybe trim the edges that stick out of the standard metal foot?

That is usually referred to as a car.

I like!

Indeed, I did have some pretty weird shit back then, but then my DNA decided to fix it and now I'm aerodynamic.

It's covid, the world has gone to shit.

Pretty cool bike. No money left for a haircut, then.

Fucking hell, @Lone Amigo, don´t you have a boring story in you?