Pedro

But the video didn’t work, the red tab on his model cases was 20cm to the side…

No, he called me to ask how… I had to make a video…

No it wasn’t. It was to try to get then off …

April’s fools?

Quite the lungs on him if he managed to make it move

The drama!

I don't know what you're on about, you are very loud and like to embarrass people but you're confusing that with being social. How many people really spend time with you?

There’s a clause on the warranty against taking photos.

I don’t really like hanging out with most people, though, or engaging in things for the sake of it. One thing I really like doing is not doing things I don’t feel like Things will fix themselves.

95% April fools, the other 5% is because he’s fitted a trailer ball to his bike, so anything can happen.

No, no hobbies or making stuff.

It's raining quite heavily, which is good because I wasn't planning on going out on the bike anyway and the Portuguese forrests need it as much as possible before the fire season starts. I will spend the weekend doing basically nothing, which is what I feel like I've been doing with my time lately. Even though i've been more or less busy with work it just feels like a waste. On monday morning I've got an appointment at a bank at 9:30 right near Porto, and after that am taking off for a couple of days to then end up at Sofia's for another couple of days, and to then spend a few days the week after at my place. Maybe also go for another ride then too. Don't know where I'm pointing the bike on Monday, maybe up the Douro as that's where I'll be, it's supposed to be pretty up there now. Hope that takes me out of my bad mood.

Stating that a shooting or mass murder is made up should just be deleted to avoid anyone having to read it even if through other people's replies.

Delete it and hope it’s not been spoiled!

My first thought was to post “there is no WAY IN HELL”, but someone bit the hook and I thought he’s got one. To top it up she’s refuged inside avoiding the christians so this could have gone for days.

That was obvious. But you Couldn’t just watch the show, Slowly was about to get him a house and set him up with her competent landlord, and tell him all about dangerous gravel traps. Thanks for ruining my fun!

YES

Spanish "pigs" are well travelled animals, they are born in Spain, then if they want the "black pig" seal on the pork they have to graze on acorns for a certain amount of time, so they sometimes get driven to Portugal where they rent a farm for the grazing, then drive back to Spain to die and then sometimes back to Portugal in ham form or other dried meats, or in that case fly to the UK for the sausage factory, to then fly back to Spain. What's wrong with us? If it's not black pig, then they might as well be factory bred.

So on your time away from England you shop at a brit shop, and end up buying british sausages made with spanish pork, in Spain?

He went through so much pain and suffering over the last couple of years, and showed such persistence to overcome that and still ride like a lunatic. That kind of season surely must change a person, at minimum, in his mind he's no longer immortal. Still a fabulous racer, though.