@boboneleg and @Buckster would be my choices, Buckster already having declined and Bob already having been offered the thing, I would say @Sir Fallsalot or @MooN are my next choices and I'd be happy with either of the previous four. Neither @Sir Fallsalot or @MooN spend much time here during most days, though, and chances are both might decline too.
Start with on one, that's something.
Make sure whoever gets it gets to ban people, though.