Skippy

No and yes Different More

New material needed for the standup routine.

See, that would probably be quite funny if you’d used the ‘quote’ function but as a standalone comment it’s kinda lost in the ether

You’re damn right I couldn’t

Now ya talking……….Eastenders…..fuck right off you’re on my manor now.

I can see a whole series of “A Cockney Slag Goes………” in the coming weeks. 🏍️

Anyway, I’m now planning on stealing another mate's bike to see how it goes. Any offers?

What the fuck contribution is he going to make? I reckon that old Kwak would run rings around that heap of chromed wank he rides around on.

No mate they didn’t slow down to my speed

Panic braking more like

Fucking thing doesn’t like tight hairpins.

…………..lunch stop, because I’m worth it

Stopped for some culture at Aguilon Golf Course. Almost time for a brew so might have to waddle into the clubhouse in my leather chaps and see who’s about.

Here you go;

Spot on mate

Not quite

So, here’s a teaser for you wankers and wankesses (fully inclusive me)……..what bike have I stolen for the day?

Looks like a proper adventure Pete.

Awesome bit of kit. Enjoy!

@Sir Fallsalot gets the nod from me, sharp image, moody and different from the rest in black and white.

Ooooooooh just what you want, a hair trigger for a throttle

I feel your pain. The first thing I did when I got mine was to take it to Symtek Racing and have a full four-into-one race system fitted, a TRE installed and an air box modification. Mental as anything. It was a stupid thing to do to an already ballistic bike………and it made me love it more.

Self restraint? You’ve got no chance.

Impeccable taste mate

Just started and about half way through. Love it.