Skippy

Planning on taking a spin locally on Sunday mate and probably the following Saturday a longer day so any good for you? Styling and profiling eh? Do I have to bring any weapons or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

My old man rode bikes in the army but apart from him, no one in my family is into bikes. Wankers.

I wish you’d mentioned that before

So now you’re going to be a bugger cunt than before? Just wondering if that’s possible?

Oradour is fantastic and I’d thorough recommend it mate. The Menin Gate is on my list as one of my relatives is on the memorial.

I’m just wondering if @XTreme asked him to be a moderator on here? Just wondering that’s all.

Hard to believe but I’ve not been banned from any other forums because I know how far to go too far apparently.

Good job she made it clear then

The daft twat means Pukka Pies

I refer you to my previous post

That’s because you need to live in an ex-Pat area. Pasties are plentiful here but the best ones are those that my wife makes………ooooohh yeah!

Jellied eels please……….

And to prove my point I was wondering about your missus being half English. Has she got any Cockney in her?…………

What about Cockneys? None of them are pleasant.

I agree Bob, this forum has a place and fills a role that Facebook doesn’t so it’s vital that it keeps going. For me, one of its main attractions is the variety of people, opinions and subjects that surface here; some of it is of questionable quality (yeah, sorry about that folks) but generally it’s interesting and mostly it’s fucking funny. I mean, you can’t refer to someone as a cunt on Facebook or in the local library anymore so this forum is like a sanctuary from all the sterile, sound bite laden shite that seems to permeate most of social media. Nevertheless, it does need someone to keep an eye on it to make sure it maintains what we have………..and I’d make a terrible moderator anyway because as a good friend of mine once said to me “Do you know what Skippy, your best attribute is knowing exactly how far to go too far”

Blimey you must be scraping the barrel to pick me

You’re all from the same DNA anyway. Here’s an example of two fine Yanks, one from the south, the other from the north. Their father is in the background.

In your dreams Yankee Boy

I’ve been watching paint dry. Have I missed something? Someone upset? Excellent.

Don’t be so gay

Better photos

If anyone want to know anything about the bike please contact Mr Cunty

You cunt, had to spoil the suspense didn’t ya

Nope

Today……….I bought a bike to replace the poor old z750 that @XTreme broke for me. It will be delivered next week…….and as Forest Gump said “…….and that’s all I gotta say about that” ……… start guessing.