Skippy

Same here Pete………lazy sods

Just staying off the bike at the moment that’s all, aircon working overtime during the day so we have a couple of cool rooms to take refuge in when needed.

Yes mate, not too difficult even for a numpty like me Bob

Here you go, and before you start they ain’t burnt, they’re meant to be like that…….just like Ghandi’s flip flops

I’m grounded too mate but not because it’s too hot ………… so I’m being a thoroughly modern man and making some garlic naan bread to go with a chicken curry. No idea what my wife is going to eat?

I know mate, it’s just uncomfortable out on the bike and that’s the first time in all the years we’ve been here I’ve actually felt like that. Now I don’t know if it’s because I’m a bit older and I can’t quite handle the heat or whether the heat is more intense. Could be a combination of both I guess but as soon as it breaks a bit we will have a run out mate.

Played golf again today and the heat was excruciating but despite the brutal conditions I came third out of twenty players and missed winning by three bloody points. Best bit was I walked away with €25 prize money ️€€€€€€€€€………hardly the big-time but hey, every little helps

According to @XTreme yes they are

You’re probably right there mate, probably much better than the BMW.

No can do at the moment………..funds are tighter than a nun’s chuff.

Yeah, wot he said you lightweight @XTreme

That “Chinky bike” has an engine which is a direct copy of a Kawasaki engine apparently and anyway, neither of us keep a bike long enough to worry about reliability, parts supply or resale value. Its still more bike than we can manage.

You should watch Nathan Millward’s latest video because he’s had both and he reckons the Voge is a better bike. For example, cheaper and much better suspension. You fucking bigot

Same here mate, spent yesterday morning cutting bushes and getting rid of the material………..very unpleasant. Similar today but at least I didn’t have to cut anymore ‘kin bushes.

Anyway, I thought Eris was dead or had left the building?

Probably my BCG at comprehensive school so a while ago.

Ah in that case it’s understandable

I’ve deduced that your car fucking hates you.

Had a cracking day out today but unfortunately we won fuck all………I was utterly brilliant but was let down by my wanker teammates

I was planning ahead and clearly I didn’t have enough.

Another Saturday spent travelling around the countryside smashing a small, hard round object towards an impossibly small hole in the ground. And drinking afterwards of course. ️

I thought next week was supposed to be a bit cooler (low thirties) but having checked the weather forecast it seems not. Still going to be as hot as hell so I doubt I’ll be venturing out on the Fazer.

No it’s definitely dull

You have no idea