Skippy

No idea but I’m bored now.

Nevermind that, I didn’t realise she was married to Si King (the taller Hairy Biker).

Because Kenny grew up on dirt bikes and was more than comfortable with the arse-end moving around……….now that reminds me of my first wife…….did I ever tell you about the time………

Stop it. I’ve got to be a good boy.

Not sure yet but may get the bike out for a spin on Sunday, all depends on how fecking hot it turns out to be.

I bet when you had that thought you didn’t even consider actually writing it did you? But then it was too late.

Needs must mate……….can’t deny their practicality but they ain’t ever gonna win a beauty prize.

Sound advice Bob. She’s sounds like proper cunt so it wouldn’t be a loss.

I’ve had two Busas and never found them uncomfortable. Been two up with the missus to the south of France, rode to Lloret de Mar with mates at warp speed and even did a track day on one at Donnington Park……….got a few snobby looks from the track day specialists on their race prepped 998’s, Blades and R1’s but fuck ‘em.

Anyone can be lucky just once

I’m no doctor but I’d have thought it was more likely to be early onset manopause?

Plenty of self abuse should do the trick.

Yes it is but it usually includes breakdown. For example, mine includes breakdown all across Europe.

Oh well, I suppose it’s for the best. I mean naked golf ain’t for everyone.

I mean, look at that swing. Poetry in motion, effortless and goes a country mile. https://youtube.com/shorts/_h5fL_KCaBs?feature=share

Not on a Monday, weekday golf is for poofs and amateurs. Only us professionals can play at the weekend.

Selfish twat.

That’s a bit technical for him, any chance you could come with a more straightforward explanation?

Great photos @boboneleg

Partly

Too fast in the backswing and he lifted his head. Plus he’s a fat twat and lost his balance.

Great tyres, used them on everything from a KTM990 Adventure, XR650L, Himalayan right down to a little WR250F.

I’m in touch with my closet hooligan. Smashing the fuck outta something for a few hours…….very satisfying

GOLF ️

No mate, we flash our card at Emergencias or wherever we’re directed to go and that’s it. If we need an ambulance there’s a number to call. If there’s an ongoing illness then we’re covered for any emergency care to get things under control but if further medical care is needed beyond that then it’s down to us. Its not perfect but it’s very fast and okay for now.