Skippy

Closet Brit-snob

Says the bloke who has to travel to a Brit stronghold to get his English tea bags.

It’s a tough gig.

Same here mate, loads or wind and rain but today it’s just grey with the odd shower. It’ll be sunny tomorrow

Ha ha well spotted Bob…….none of the gear and clearly no idea

Agreed. She was pretty fit though.

Don’t get me into trouble

We’ve got the possibility of a few downpours tomorrow and then normal service resumes from Monday.

Went well in a straight line

A proper mate

I had a CB900F for a year or so and it was hideous. The bloody thing had been painted with silver Hammerite so at least it wasn’t going to rust! This is me and my Dutch mate on the outskirts of Rotterdam. We were both wankered but he couldn’t stand up properly so we chained his bike to a tree and he jumped on the back of mine. Our two girlfriends got a taxi and that’s how they took this photo. I should add that I was young and stupid and I think drink/driving wasn’t taboo in those days. Wouldn’t dream of doing now. Great memories………he married his girlfriend and they’re still together now. I didn’t.

You’re not wrong Pete, I can ride around on a 17 inch but generally speaking it feels more normal to have 19 or 21 inches in front of me

Good question mate, we’ve got an app on our tv which is a local thing, probably not legitimate but it can get almost everything.

Ted Lasso for me, been meaning to watch it since it came out. Funny as f@@k.

I’ll give you her number so you can explain it. Clearly I’m not able to do so.

Now your just digging

I’m more afraid that the local drivers won’t see me

Do selfies count? In my defence I was knackered, very overheated and had a pre-puberty moment. I also had the offending earphones in but only whilst I was sitting down and recovering………….honest cunstable.

Ahhhhh the story that just keeps giving

You want a nice Royal Enfield you do. You’ll get a warranty with it and what’s more, you’ll get to claim on it. You can’t say fairer than that can you, I mean think about all the insurance you pay out and how many times have you actually got anything for it?

Dry mate, crushed and stamped into the carpet……….and then remove the hoover from the premises.

Ha ha I can’t believe I shared that. No cornflakes yet but I haven’t checked the labels on the tins in the cupboard yet!

Oh yes she likes wine Pedro and so do I but it may be a bit late for that

I like your style

Absolutely Pete, I completely understand why they would do it. What seems to evade me is why my missus would kick off over it. Honestly, I give up.