Skippy

Anyway, I thought Eris was dead or had left the building?

Probably my BCG at comprehensive school so a while ago.

Ah in that case it’s understandable

I’ve deduced that your car fucking hates you.

Had a cracking day out today but unfortunately we won fuck all………I was utterly brilliant but was let down by my wanker teammates

I was planning ahead and clearly I didn’t have enough.

Another Saturday spent travelling around the countryside smashing a small, hard round object towards an impossibly small hole in the ground. And drinking afterwards of course. ️

I thought next week was supposed to be a bit cooler (low thirties) but having checked the weather forecast it seems not. Still going to be as hot as hell so I doubt I’ll be venturing out on the Fazer.

No it’s definitely dull

You have no idea

I’ve eaten plenty of those. Did I just say that our aloud?

What’s wrong with your CB 500 X?

He’d ask them if they wanted to take part in a poll.

Christ almighty mate they’ve got loads of bikes, surely something takes your fancy? ………….let’s make this simple; what do you want?

A unicorn probably………as long as it’s not a Chinese or Indian unicorn.

What about my bloke at Motoreestreno in Alicante? He’s pretty good at returning calls etc or is that a bit far mate?

Good

@boboneleg gets mine because it’s made me want to do the Stella Alpina

No my arse is still in tatters from two weeks ago

Proper fuck all, that’s what I’m doing. Too hot to go out on the bike.

We’re all adults……….

My oldest mate, with more money than you can shake a stick at, already has a Triumph Bobber and an absolute mint Honda VRF400 told me yesterday from the balcony of his Lake Como swanky pad that he’s tempted by the Aprilia Tuareg 660………..damn him, I could be tempted but it’ll have to wait a bit.

Serves him right, he’s a left handed gimp.

Can someone wake me up when this is over.