Skippy

See that twat……that’s me that is.

Might be a touch on the classy side for him

Yes, you lose all credibility.

No mate, none whatsoever. We keep the house well ventilated during winter, windows open and doors too to let plenty of fresh air in. Night time we make sure the log burner is on. Seems to work well.

You should try living here Pete…….scorchio and humidio

My missus would be down there with a straw to help with the clean up.

Walking is an option if you have a pair of legs. ️️️️️️

Is there anywhere else to go?

Sunday you senile twat.

Yeah you tell him.

Any minute now @XTreme will be along to tell you it’s really a cheap Chinky copy and that it’s rescale value will halve every time you start it up.

Not sure yet but the bike is getting a thrashing this Sunday.

Worthless

No idea because I don’t eat them……….ask me the price of something else.

Plenty of multi day rides but I can manage with a 40 litre tail pack and some washing powder

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

Will Smith should’ve twated him properly.

I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney.

On the way back from a roasting Alicante I stopped for a cold drink at a garage. Parked the bike outside the till window so I could see it when inside. Watched a dozy North African twat reverse his piece of shit MPV straight into the front of it and shunt it backwards about six inches. Luckily the side stand prevented it from going over. If it had been the rear it would have ended on its side. I shouted and swore in my best London-speak and everyone inside stopped what they were doing and you could’ve heard a pin drop. The fucking driver was going to drive off until I ran outside and made him stop. Funny how apologetic he was when he realised he’d been caught in the act. He said he was sorry but he didn’t see the bike…….no fucking wonder as he had no wing mirrors or a rear view mirror. A couple of the passengers got out and suddenly I’m on my jack effing away at three blokes. Cunts all of them. The two ladies that worked there came outside and I’ve no idea what they said but they pointed at the cctv camera and I’m sure they told him to bugger off.

Book yourself in for a perm mate

She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you

Not to the main shop, they work with a smaller garage for the small stuff.

I wish