Skippy

Absolutely stunning.

………..probably be going out, out

……….fizzy drinks I wonder if the Corona van still drives around?

Too long mate………a week. Mind you, I’m staying with a couple of mates so it’ll be carnage most nights.

Depressed today. Nobody died, bank account hasn’t been hacked, the bike hasn’t broken down………..just booked a flight to the UK for the start of October. That’s all it took.

See that twat……that’s me that is.

Might be a touch on the classy side for him

Yes, you lose all credibility.

No mate, none whatsoever. We keep the house well ventilated during winter, windows open and doors too to let plenty of fresh air in. Night time we make sure the log burner is on. Seems to work well.

You should try living here Pete…….scorchio and humidio

My missus would be down there with a straw to help with the clean up.

Walking is an option if you have a pair of legs. ️️️️️️

Is there anywhere else to go?

Sunday you senile twat.

Yeah you tell him.

Any minute now @XTreme will be along to tell you it’s really a cheap Chinky copy and that it’s rescale value will halve every time you start it up.

Not sure yet but the bike is getting a thrashing this Sunday.

Worthless

No idea because I don’t eat them……….ask me the price of something else.

Plenty of multi day rides but I can manage with a 40 litre tail pack and some washing powder

Fer fucks sake, why on earth does anyone need that much storage on a bike? Apart from @XTreme that is?’

Webuyanycar.cunt more like. There’s making a profit and then there’s taking the piss. A mate of mine used to sell second hand cars around the corner from one of their depots and the new signage for WBAC was mistakenly delivered to my mate. He did quite nicely out of it until he got caught selling clocked cars…………£55,000 fine and a three year suspended sentence. WECLOCKAMYCAR.TWAT

Will Smith should’ve twated him properly.

I think they were more scared of the two Repsol ladies to be honest Pedro

Definitely mate……….anti-Cockney.