Buckster

Too much bike for you mere mortals.

Either way it is a bit gay. So have you come back hoping someone will give you another bike? (too soon?)

Is that the one with two front wheels?

So what have you got?

Has he flounced already?

Stop this or the squirrels eat Volkswagen Beetle, crinkle.

He never sent me a warning, I feel left out now.

Did he used to send you warnings?

I found you a video? Fuckmine!

What you say @Tym?

You over thought that, do you need a cuddle?

What you say still two days from Scotland?

What you say gay stalker?

What you say Bruce’s castoff?

More likely they don’t want to increase the chances of his survival.

He needs some trail braking lessons.

That’s because the British have kicked the fuck out of everyone and invaded loads of places and nicked stuff like gold, bitches and words.

That is totally

If I die early I will sue the government.

Because we fucking hate you.

It’s strange that the French word for smoke is derived from the Latin but the word for fire isn’t, well until you look at their history anyway, every fucker has kicked the shit out of them and invaded them which is why it’s such a mongrel language, I can see why a cunt like you fits in there so well.

Do it.

Thinking of upgrading your bike?