Buckster

I had to get a new seat for my KTM after he sat on it.

No one covets Yen’s ass.

That's why I said family members, rather than ancestors, not many have the legacy.

He was a US President so he is incompetent when it comes to talking about .... well just about anything.

It's okay to covet your neighbours ass if you ride a Honda.

I will kick this off with my grandfather, this was either taken in Kent or in Hungary, him and my grandmother used to travel around by outfit on holiday fruit picking My father at Roseberry Topping, don't ask what is on his head.

Always nice to know you are thinking of me.

Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ and I don't want one because I think it is fornication. But then the old adage is true, you only want what you can't have.

I’ll be on my Harley so looks like we will both be doing what we want.

Amen to that. I wouldn’t have got through it without the Lord Jesus Christ. It gives you a very different perspective on material possessions.

Well I’m not broken, it didn’t break me. It would have broken you because you are who you are. As I say though, I wouldn’t want to see that happen to you or to your family. I would much rather you have a good life and provide a good life for your kin.

I was brought up with bikes, my grandfather, father and uncles and cousins all rode bikes, I rode off-road as a youngster from about 8 years old, when I was sixteen my father took me to the dealers and helped me get my first road bike, I cannot imagine not riding. Some people wander in and out of the scene usually trying to be part of a crowd that they don’t understand. Some of us just ride bikes, the scene is just a small part of that.

You wouldn’t cope with the loss, I consider what I gained from that experience to be well worth it but I wouldn’t wish it on someone like you, I don’t like you but I wouldn’t want to see you broken, it’s not in my nature.

It could be worse, I could have put a Tupperware container in some water and shovelled money into it. Good adventure?

Surely that suited you more?

I don’t understand any of this, it is some sort of pagan alchemy.

The black bike with the tank motif is a Japanese pretender.

Real motorcycles.

I don’t know, Moon might actually be a chick magnet but just gives the impression of being a feckless cunt.

It’s glass fibre, the original one which is shorter is made of plastic, it is just a filler panel that takes up the gap between the panniers and the mudguard and houses the tribar light.

Maybe he can help you with your village identification skills.

That’s the look I am going for.

Senile ginger cunt.

Custom rear fender extender. Had to order it from some greasy kebab eating cunts in Cyprus.

Are you worried about the competition eating your food?