Buckster

Hi mum.

Push it over the edge.

You ride a GS so she has probably assumed you are gay.

Knob.

Really appreciate this thread, it was perfect for sending me to sleep last night.

The tanks are made in China.

Any opportunity to post a picture of a young boy.

I have a week off in Octember, so will be heading off on the bike for a tour of Ingurland, no van involved. Will visit my youngest in Kent and see my sister in Londinium, I predict a severe shortage of knicker elastic by the end of the week so stock up now, it will be a good investment, prices will soar.

2, I have different tastes in music than most of you though plus I’m not a geriatric cunt, yet.

What you say Bruce?

Guess you two will be going on a van journey together soon.

Is he the milkman?

Just stay away from Chinese shite.

I’m not saying a thing.

I assumed this was going to be about Tym and the transgendered parking nazi at the beach.

You should avoid one as well, that shit will get you arrested.

I think I will get one.

Oh great another Syrian refugee.

Oh fuck off you sad twats.