Buckster

I dictate and the butler posts with a little artistic licence, any big words are his. Before Pete went full Iceland fish finger (all grey), he was more ginger than carrot top.

What can I say? I'm looking for a new bike washer.

To be fair it was a forum that discussed capturing goats for sex.

So you are basically an organ donor? Not to mention another woman who does not realise her place on a motorcycle is the the pillion. Damn, this place is going downhill fast. Also a ginger sympathiser and now you have reached a true low by arriving here in the gutter of the internet.

Sounds like he is making an admission.

We will be expecting some serious mud plugging ride reports from you now.

That’s Yen.

I like it, if i was a homosexual or a bint I would probably buy one.

Mental health awareness, help me to deal with Tymeh.

I’m on a training course today and tomorrow.

Maybe they make allowances for gingers.

You’re a pussy.

Get your own gig.

They are moving production back to the Bournville plant in Birmingham.

There are a load of them now so maybe they should have a special section so they don't contaminate the rest of the board with posts about knitting and pink shit for their bikes. See how inclusive and sensitive I am, I'm a fucking prince among men!

Not another one.

Are you okay Pedro, that food actually looks edible.

Damn right, I’m a sexy beast.

Definitely, I went out of my way to welcome every single one of the feckless cunts.

PC? Plastic Crap. Got it.

What about the KTM 890? Is it my imagination or are the Adv sector bikes getting lower and softer?

I always worry when we agree about shit.

I’m guessing the riding position will cause the cramps after 5 minutes anyway.