Buckster

You could use a map and that goo in your head you call a brain.

Are you stoopid enough to think Tym can remember his number?

You mean normal.

He just needs a friend.

The riders portion of the seat has two positions so I’m told.

He’s your bum chum, is he on something?

I have no idea what it is about either, no idea why I have been brought into it. Needy cunt.

Only for a few days a month.

Blue or red though?

I’ve been out for a beer with a friend, I have a life.

What you say Clive?

A bookcase.

I know people are joking about it but it is serious stuff, I know someone who got this variant and he has been in a khorma for a week now and he only just buried his naan.

Indeed but in this day and age it is refreshing to find people that still do what they say they are going to do. It’s an old school biker attitude that most of these prissy types just don’t get.

You mean nice one @Earache

It came from Colorado but it doesn’t smell of weed. Surprisingly it looks like it originally came from warmer climes.

I wonder what this could be?

There is a Spaniel brain hiding under that or something isn’t there?

I like my cigars and I like good whisky and my motorcycle. I also like my own company which means I can afford all three.

Ibuprofen isn’t exactly recreational.

Not men anyway.

With patience you can make them move, I got rid of my down stairs neighbours, took about six months and they left all on their own. I have been more circumspect with the new person that moved in. My new criteria is based on, do they have a motorcycle? No? Fuck em!

I’ve only sat on the display one they had here, I thought it needed a higher seat. They would not let me try to adjust it even though I understand it can be raised.

Now a Harley on the other hand... capable of snapping knicker elastic at a hundred feet away.

He would think it was a Welsh communist plot.