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To be fair it's a cracking photo imo So @Grasshopper's Ride what are you scoring him out of ten ?

Nothing quite like that @XTreme put that photo up not long ago, perhaps it's in his wank bank

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That bike still looks good Fred Can you remember this one ?

He's a fake Scotsman, he comes from Kent , innit mate . You've obviously got a 'thing' for him so here he is in all his glory

Lorry drivers............... under valued for years. Despised by the public as they are in the way of their cars as they all charge to the out of town shopping centers. Ask any members of the public how those all important goods get into the shopping centers and they haven't got a clue

I can't see any of those in my albums above but I'll give it a go. My musical tastes go far and wide, I'm not stuck in one genre in the 1970's

I'll be queuing for petrol even though I can't ride my bikes

Okay, if you insist...................

If Yamaha ask for it back I'm going to look a bit of a numpty giving back a new tank plus it was much easier to paint the new one , much less prep involved so quite a lot cheaper.

He's not shy, just plain fuckin ugly

So this bike was ridden to the campsite yeah ?? Please explain to me where that tent and all the other gear was stashed on that bike then ? What a load of hogwash

It's the O/E colour of the Matrix 998, personally I think it's hideous .

We had chicken and potatoes with peppers , I took a photo before it went in the oven as it looks so vibrant..........

I've still got it at the moment. The dealer is very laid back, he says that if they want it back they usually ask within 90 days, if they don't then he's fine if I keep it .

That's exactly what will happen. We have a few customers in work that have the Ducati 998 Matrix, they are kept immaculate but seldom ridden.

So earlier in the year I noticed surface rust on the tank of my Tenere 700. As the bike was still under warranty I took a trip to the dealer and he put a warranty claim straight in. Once the tank and all the small parts arrived I asked the dealer if I could collect the tank and fit it myself as my plan was to have it painted before fitting it. There were two reasons for this, 1. I figured that it would only have the same amount of paint on there as the original , 2. I wanted to change the colour from the manky grey O/E colour. The dealer was fine with that so I went and collected the parts. I am lucky that through work we have an ace painter, he does all our Ducati stuff as well as custom paint jobs on cars. He had done a Yamaha R1 a couple of months before and had found a colour from 'House of Kolor ' that was a great match and had enough left over to do my tank and the little side panels that were also manky grey. I managed to remove the tank from the bike a couple of weeks ago and then after I'd taken it into our workshop our mechanic removed the fuel pump and then it got painted. Old and new side by side............... and one of the small side panels........... On Tuesday my boss brought the finished items round to my house and I fitted it all yesterday. It's time consuming doing it all on one leg but it's not as if I'm doing anything else. Anyway, I'm really chuffed with the paint job and I think it looks much better that the O/E job............ Before ........... and after.............

Good to see you out on the KTM again, one of the best bikes EVER made

No, you're a twat that only rides on sunny days. If you move to the Netherlands you'll be fucked

So off the top of my head here are some of my favourite albums @XTreme, I'll take an educated guess that you've probably never listened to any of them

That's you grounded for the next 6 months then