boboneleg

I hear what you're saying @Grasshopper's Ride , let's try and redress the balance..............

Were you a 'donkey handler'

Mr Slowly will be so chuffed that he's going to get a new iron and board

He's offering to come and paint your wheels while they're still attached to the bike

decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that

I think 24bhp is one more than my Honda Rally

Wuff wuff and welcome

Come on now Buck, I'd hardly call that hideous barge that you ride a work of art , the fairing on it looks like the back of your bus

Me on Port Talbot beach in 2006 Paul used to have a great route through the dunes onto the beach. We'd have a razz around the beach for about 15 minutes and then over the track by the edge of the steelworks with their security trying to chase us

Yes, he bought loads of shares in bleach just before it kicked off................

I rode in the Pyrenees at an event he was in , me and my mates found him to be an arrogant twat as opposed to his riding partner (Alex ?) who was a lovely kid. I'd already had a run-in with him at the dirt bike show previously but he didn't realise I was the same bloke. I still have a whole load of TBM mags in their binders

I can see Melber taking the photos, was that twat Barnicoat involved in any of that or was it before his time ?

Hah ! I can remember lots of videos of you going up and down those slag heaps

I used to be a lab technician in a cigar factory in Bristol. When Imperial tobacco decided to close our plant and move production to Spain we had some our equivalent workers from the Spanish factory come over to learn our tests and tecniques for quality control in the lab. They threw their arms up in the air with shock when they asked how many different tests we did (200) as they did just 10

Nice one Pete, good to see you got out before death and dago's came upon you. I can confirm that you WILL have done exactly 90 miles more than me today

uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm , I think her opponent was Canadian actually

Lucky escape for itchy @Slowlycatchymonkey then

Especially the one known as @XTreme

Well done Clive, the skies look moody there.

I have to say that Yamaha are having a damned good go at making ugly bikes at the moment

Oh come on, look how gorgeous she looks in her photo

I hope everything turns out good for you and Mr Slowly

Did you see that @ 0.15 secs. That sheep is saying ' let me just give you a brush up as Fred is on his way to visit you , isn't it lovely '

Pikies R us innit mate