boboneleg

I hope they can find something to help you out in the long term Chris

When we used to be going to clubs in our early twenties there was a young lady of our acquaintance who was known as 'matchmakers' ( as long as she was out of ear shot). For our non-uk folks Matchmakers are a long thin chocolate candy that you buy in a box ............. Anyway, when I first enquired as to why she had received this nickname I was told that it was her fancy to have a matchmaker inserted into her frontal area (not her mouth) and then you had to eat it. This was a form a foreplay for her and no real sex action would begin until most of the box was empty A mate of mine was chosen one night by said lady and on the way to her flat was going into every corner shop desperately trying to secure a box of matchmakers. When they got back to her flat the games commenced but after a while she enquired as to why there were cruching noises and what the strange smell was ? He had failed to get any matchmakers and had substituted them for a bag of twiglets............... (twiglets are a savoury snack covered in marmite and definitely not covered in chocolate) He was immediately kicked out by the lady without getting a shag and was called a fucking cheapskate to boot

That's really not much of a story is it Pete, needs fleshing out a bit methinks...............

I can do a report on how I hopped out to the garage and back if you like

There's a lot of nothing out there, it looks strange to me as we don't really have any vast landscapes like that in UK

It's a shame it wasn't now where everyone has a camera on their phone, had you got a photo of them you'd have surely got a fiver off the Daily Sport for that.

Yes, fair play to them, when it's an automated system it works well Because this car is a fresh import a human has to work it out , so far they've been trying to 'work it out' for 8 weeks now

I think it's more a case of them being annoying cunts, you'd fit in a treat working there

The 'collision avoidence ' on my Honda braked so hard one day that the deliveroo twat on the scooter behind me ended up on the pavement to avoid hitting me. Good luck to any pedestrians if this shit is no longer optional.

My only gripe at the moment is DVLA and how long it's taking them to process the registration of my new (to me ) car. I can't drive it or even insure it until they give me a UK registration number

Well you are a very lucky man Yen. By my rough calculations I reckon you're one of only four blokes to have seen that. 1 - Charles, (only once) to produce William, 2 - that ginger bloke who shagged her to produce Harry, 3 - the Arab prick who got her in his car where she met her demise and 4 - yourself. Count yourself lucky mate

So you've been identified as a 'foreigner' ? Fuckmine, I wonder what gave you away

We missed the pink sports bike not you

TIE ?? = Totally incapable Europeans ??

Absolutely Dave, you can set the preload or whatever other adjusment to max and it'll still bounce around like a bitch even on the road. Sit on one and see how much it sags when it takes your weight, I'm 88 kilos and the shock can't handle that. It's made for 40 kilo skinny Thai women

Is your PC so old Lionel that you can't write anymore than 10 words at any one time.......................... Just asking

I somehow don't think they'll be using that in any Heath & Safety videos Pedro

Oi, I've been busy in the garage. You know, with tools and things............................... Oh no , you don't know do you .............................

Hah ! I can just see them trying to introduce this in France. Motorcyclists over there just won't except any of that shit. It's not going to really affect me anyway as the bikes I ride and the roads I ride on won't have any of that stuff.

Hope you have a great time and the weather holds out for you

Nice one Alan, that sounds like a great day out. If you're ever in Avebury again and need fuel there is a garage about 4 miles from there on the A4 towards Marlborough.

Well done Bob

Are those cabins like peoples summer houses or are they abandoned now ?