boboneleg

Sorted it out for you Bob

Welcome Moto Beemer

I should have asked you to do it with your rattle can

This is mine, the garage is as far as I've gone this month

Unlike the mind of the dude with the top-box

Hah !!! I was doing the same thing Fred

Exactly...................... how many times have we got to tell him

It's a cultural thing I reckon Pete, a Brit would NEVER have a piss in front of a woman , they'd run across the field and hide first . Southern Europeans are not so hung up on those sort of things, it's either that or they have bigger willies than us What say you @Pedro

To be fair it must have been a fairly boring job. I used to deliver to a site up in Northumberland where they used to fire small rockets and stuff down this long tunnel. It was very remote and they had to keep enough provisions on site for 3 weeks as when it snowed they could be stuck in there for a long time . I never really thought about it at the time but some of those places I used to deliver when we had the Royal Ordnance contract were very interesting.

The Puriton reference was because I used to go there to collect and deliver ordnance (including TNT) when I was driving . I think the site is flattened now but it used to be huge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROF_Bridgwater

That explains a lot , i always used to wonder what was behind that gate whenever I passed on the bike. When we were kids we used to go to Sand Bay a lot, our Dad would fish off the rocks below the toll road and us kids would entertain ourselves on the beach while our Mum had a rest (from us ). One day at low tide we found what turned out to be an unexploded shell, we didn't know what it was but after dragging our Mum down to view it she called the police and they evacuated the beach while my Dad just carried on with his fishing

I can imagine it could be quite dark in those cave houses once nightfall comes but on the plus side you only need to buy one colour of paint

This is a great photo of a study in concentration

All photos present now. Great ride report Pedro, fantastic photos I don't think I've ever seen a bike with a fully enclosed engine like that before, or is it 'fan cooled' like a Vespa ?

Very funny Did you live near Puriton at the time ?

Great report Pedro, unfortunately I can only see the last 7 photos . Is it just me ?

What's Mr Slowly's new steed ?

When they were recording it Brian Wilson was not happy with the way it was being sung by Carl or Dennis Wilson so he asked Blondie Chaplin to have a go (he was a session musician for the Beach boys at the time). I guess that's why it sounds a bit different to other Beach Boys songs.

Don't forget that all important wrapping of the header pipe so that it rots 5 times faster

Phil MaCavity reporting

Bus driver

For me it used to be April. Every year in March my boss would ask me what I needed for the Lab , the fecker never let me buy a new bike though