boboneleg

Me on Port Talbot beach in 2006 Paul used to have a great route through the dunes onto the beach. We'd have a razz around the beach for about 15 minutes and then over the track by the edge of the steelworks with their security trying to chase us

Yes, he bought loads of shares in bleach just before it kicked off................

I rode in the Pyrenees at an event he was in , me and my mates found him to be an arrogant twat as opposed to his riding partner (Alex ?) who was a lovely kid. I'd already had a run-in with him at the dirt bike show previously but he didn't realise I was the same bloke. I still have a whole load of TBM mags in their binders

I can see Melber taking the photos, was that twat Barnicoat involved in any of that or was it before his time ?

Hah ! I can remember lots of videos of you going up and down those slag heaps

I used to be a lab technician in a cigar factory in Bristol. When Imperial tobacco decided to close our plant and move production to Spain we had some our equivalent workers from the Spanish factory come over to learn our tests and tecniques for quality control in the lab. They threw their arms up in the air with shock when they asked how many different tests we did (200) as they did just 10

Nice one Pete, good to see you got out before death and dago's came upon you. I can confirm that you WILL have done exactly 90 miles more than me today

uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm , I think her opponent was Canadian actually

Lucky escape for itchy @Slowlycatchymonkey then

Especially the one known as @XTreme

Well done Clive, the skies look moody there.

I have to say that Yamaha are having a damned good go at making ugly bikes at the moment

Oh come on, look how gorgeous she looks in her photo

I hope everything turns out good for you and Mr Slowly

Did you see that @ 0.15 secs. That sheep is saying ' let me just give you a brush up as Fred is on his way to visit you , isn't it lovely '

Pikies R us innit mate

wot tYm said ..........................

I'm still wondering who the fuck itchymonkey is ???

Yes, I'd love some industry guy to answer that question as well

Here's my plane story ................ In the past I drove up the M5 between the M4 and Tewkesbury every morning. One day I had a new driver with me , I was asked to take him out and show him the ropes. He wasn't a local, he' d moved down from Northampton so he didn't really know the area. At that time RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire was used to train pilots flying the Hercules and as part of their circular route they used to fly parallel to the M5. On a winter morning when it was still dark you'd see them coming towards you from the distance and you'd see their becon lights flashing every 10 seconds or so, I got well used to this and could pinpoint exactly when they'd flash. So I'm driving and in the distance I can see one of the Hercules coming towards us. So I said to Lloyd ' there's Fred up there ' , Lloyd is looking all around and says ' where's Fred, who is he ' I says ' my mate Fred, he's coming towards us in his plane ' He's looking at me now like what the fuck is guy on about, so I said ' look he'll flash his lights at me now ' and of course the lights went on and off. I timed it right and said ' I'll flash my lights and he'll flash back ' which of course is what happened. I left it there and all day I could see him looking at me trying to work out if I was lying or not , by 4.30 pm when were in a cafe having a cuppa he couldn't stand it anymore and asked who Fred was, what was he doing etc but I just kept saying he's my mate but I can't tell you anything as it's top secret. When we got backto the depot he was telling all the other drivers about Fred and his plane..............

Especially if they're the 3 foot bum bandit types

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